Dixie - In Memoriam
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"I'm not the baffoon people say I am... I actually have no monkeys in my family."
"You told me there'd be cake and strippers."
"Hey Paul, do you mind if I move my podium closer so I can copy off of you?"
"I'd like to phone a friend."
"Mr Ryan, you keep wasting time on govnmt debt. The American people want to know how much stuff they can have."
"My buzzer is broken."
"How can we be "broke" when we can print all the money we want, Mr. Smart Guy? (pause) My socks hurt."
"Economics... could you use that in a sentence please?"
"Can I buy a vowel?"
"Can I get a 'do over' on that last question?"
"I support HIV and won't rest until it is funded for Everyone!"
No words, just visualize Paul Ryan with a laser pointer and Biden running around the stage trying to catch the red dot.
"First thing we did, we were on the phone calling Jon Corzine. Literally. Literally."
"That Paul Ryan, he's always all about the facts. ppfftt. Facts aren't going to put gas in the car, Buddy!"
"No Vice President in the history of the United States has come as close as I have to catching a leprechaun."
"...and that's why the second time I got my head stuck in the banister was one of the greatest challenges I've overcome."
"Have you been to a 7-Eleven lately? I swear you can't..." *tackled by handlers*
"You know that guy who wrote the Constitution, you know ... George Jefferson ..."
"You're from Wisconsin? Riiiiiiight, like that's even a real country."
"I know you're from Wisconsin, but I can understand your accent just fine. At least you're not that Indian guy."
"Paul Ryan is from Wisconsin. I mean really that's almost in Canada, folks"
"When Obama and I were killing bin Ladin, we didn't have time to propose a budget!"
"Is this almost over? I heard there were Spaghetti-Os in the break room."
"I would like to recognize some people here tonite. Christopher Reeves, stand up!"
"Folks, I have no idea what all those Ryan numbers mean, but I can tell you they probably would work"
"Folks, Barack is Black"
"Look folks, trust me, I've personally tested Barack's mettle & it's got legs."
"If you live in a ghetto, you didn't get there on your own, Government made that happen!"
"The GOP outsourced every job we ever created!"
"My buddy Obama said I don't have to talk issues, so let's talk about Reid's latest gossip".
"Well, once we present our budget plan you will note that 'red' is the new 'black'."
"Founding Fathers... Psh. Who ever liked their parents anyways."
"To imply Fast and Furious is anything more than a bad movie is fundamentally racist."
"What the hell's wrong with Amtrak?"
"WHAT!?!?! Napolitano is a Woman!?!?"
"Did I mention that Barack is bright and clean?"
You know, when you walk into a 7-11... Oh wait I used that one already.
"Do these idiots know we left Iraq EXACTLY when Bush had signed the agreement to leave? OOPS. Did I say that out loud?"
"Thank GOD we divided up Iraq into 3 separate countries like I suggested."
"No, seriously, man, how do you know when sour cream goes bad?"
"People, all you have to do is properly inflate your tires!"
"Oh, do I have to answer questions too? But I'm already vice president. I think. Right?"
"We're not here to talk about the past 4 years and what will happen in the next 4. What's that? We are here for that? Oh."
"No1 said we'd discuss budgets,economics. Math is hard!!"MSM moderator:"Agree.Mr. Ryan, refrain fr economics."
"I thought questions would require a 'yes' or 'no' response." MSM moderator, "Our mistake. Apologies, Mr. Vice President."
"It's unfair I have to debate someone smarter than me. I demand simplier questions!!" MSM Moderator "Agreed, Mr. VP."
"I've got more plugs for Obama tonight than I got plugs on my head."
"Lincoln would have crossed the Delaware too but he had no health insurance!"
"All this talk about immigration is making me hungry for tacos!"
"Axelrod really wanted me to do this on teleprompter -- but I told him I'm much better when I wing it!"
"EXCUSE ME SIR, we DID NOT give amnesty to illegal aliens! We merely said they don't have to leave if they don't want to!"
"Damn, and I learned all that spanish preparing for Rubio for nothing. No me gusta."
"My great, great, grandfather saw the Gettysburg Address on T.V. and was a member of the Lincoln Fan Club!"
"You can't walk into a Taco Bell without knowing some Spanish!"
https://twitter.com/#!/search/?q=#BidenDebateLines&src=hash
"You told me there'd be cake and strippers."
"Hey Paul, do you mind if I move my podium closer so I can copy off of you?"
"I'd like to phone a friend."
"Mr Ryan, you keep wasting time on govnmt debt. The American people want to know how much stuff they can have."
"My buzzer is broken."
"How can we be "broke" when we can print all the money we want, Mr. Smart Guy? (pause) My socks hurt."
"Economics... could you use that in a sentence please?"
"Can I buy a vowel?"
"Can I get a 'do over' on that last question?"
"I support HIV and won't rest until it is funded for Everyone!"
No words, just visualize Paul Ryan with a laser pointer and Biden running around the stage trying to catch the red dot.
"First thing we did, we were on the phone calling Jon Corzine. Literally. Literally."
"That Paul Ryan, he's always all about the facts. ppfftt. Facts aren't going to put gas in the car, Buddy!"
"No Vice President in the history of the United States has come as close as I have to catching a leprechaun."
"...and that's why the second time I got my head stuck in the banister was one of the greatest challenges I've overcome."
"Have you been to a 7-Eleven lately? I swear you can't..." *tackled by handlers*
"You know that guy who wrote the Constitution, you know ... George Jefferson ..."
"You're from Wisconsin? Riiiiiiight, like that's even a real country."
"I know you're from Wisconsin, but I can understand your accent just fine. At least you're not that Indian guy."
"Paul Ryan is from Wisconsin. I mean really that's almost in Canada, folks"
"When Obama and I were killing bin Ladin, we didn't have time to propose a budget!"
"Is this almost over? I heard there were Spaghetti-Os in the break room."
"I would like to recognize some people here tonite. Christopher Reeves, stand up!"
"Folks, I have no idea what all those Ryan numbers mean, but I can tell you they probably would work"
"Folks, Barack is Black"
"Look folks, trust me, I've personally tested Barack's mettle & it's got legs."
"If you live in a ghetto, you didn't get there on your own, Government made that happen!"
"The GOP outsourced every job we ever created!"
"My buddy Obama said I don't have to talk issues, so let's talk about Reid's latest gossip".
"Well, once we present our budget plan you will note that 'red' is the new 'black'."
"Founding Fathers... Psh. Who ever liked their parents anyways."
"To imply Fast and Furious is anything more than a bad movie is fundamentally racist."
"What the hell's wrong with Amtrak?"
"WHAT!?!?! Napolitano is a Woman!?!?"
"Did I mention that Barack is bright and clean?"
You know, when you walk into a 7-11... Oh wait I used that one already.
"Do these idiots know we left Iraq EXACTLY when Bush had signed the agreement to leave? OOPS. Did I say that out loud?"
"Thank GOD we divided up Iraq into 3 separate countries like I suggested."
"No, seriously, man, how do you know when sour cream goes bad?"
"People, all you have to do is properly inflate your tires!"
"Oh, do I have to answer questions too? But I'm already vice president. I think. Right?"
"We're not here to talk about the past 4 years and what will happen in the next 4. What's that? We are here for that? Oh."
"No1 said we'd discuss budgets,economics. Math is hard!!"MSM moderator:"Agree.Mr. Ryan, refrain fr economics."
"I thought questions would require a 'yes' or 'no' response." MSM moderator, "Our mistake. Apologies, Mr. Vice President."
"It's unfair I have to debate someone smarter than me. I demand simplier questions!!" MSM Moderator "Agreed, Mr. VP."
"I've got more plugs for Obama tonight than I got plugs on my head."
"Lincoln would have crossed the Delaware too but he had no health insurance!"
"All this talk about immigration is making me hungry for tacos!"
"Axelrod really wanted me to do this on teleprompter -- but I told him I'm much better when I wing it!"
"EXCUSE ME SIR, we DID NOT give amnesty to illegal aliens! We merely said they don't have to leave if they don't want to!"
"Damn, and I learned all that spanish preparing for Rubio for nothing. No me gusta."
"My great, great, grandfather saw the Gettysburg Address on T.V. and was a member of the Lincoln Fan Club!"
"You can't walk into a Taco Bell without knowing some Spanish!"
https://twitter.com/#!/search/?q=#BidenDebateLines&src=hash
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