25 signs you might be a liberal

Epicurus said:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/affair_to_threaten_whatever

Affair To Threaten Whatever It Is John Edwards Does For A Living

WASHINGTON—News of his extramarital affair with a former campaign worker could put John Edwards at serious risk of losing the position or appointment he currently holds, or may be planning to hold, or to contend for, if he hasn't lost it already, sources reported Tuesday.

"This will be a major blow to the retired-lawyer-former-senator- slash-presidential-candidate-and-nonprofit-foundation-founder's chances of being named attorney general or appointed to another cabinet position, assuming Obama gets elected in November and chooses Edwards over someone who has been directly involved in politics during the past four years," Georgetown University political science professor Samuel DeCanio said. "I don't know if he'll ever be able to recover and return to…the work…volunteering…job he was doing before this."

It now seems unlikely that Edwards will reclaim his old Senate seat in January, if that is even possible, and a number of critics have called for his resignation from the honorary university post he likely holds if he is not already chairman of a national committee of some kind. A growing number have even claimed he should retire altogether from either public or private life.

"John Edwards needs to step down from or refuse to accept the position immediately," Republican National Committee deputy chairman Frank Donatelli said. "He's in a lot of trouble if he still needs to be elected to something."

Added Donatelli, "I just hope our tax dollars aren't going to him somehow."

At press time, it was unclear whether Edwards could be impeached, or whether he would have legal grounds to sue someone if he were.
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LOL - that's funny.
 
Epicurus said:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/affair_to_threaten_whatever

Affair To Threaten Whatever It Is John Edwards Does For A Living

WASHINGTON—News of his extramarital affair with a former campaign worker could put John Edwards at serious risk of losing the position or appointment he currently holds, or may be planning to hold, or to contend for, if he hasn't lost it already, sources reported Tuesday.

"This will be a major blow to the retired-lawyer-former-senator- slash-presidential-candidate-and-nonprofit-foundation-founder's chances of being named attorney general or appointed to another cabinet position, assuming Obama gets elected in November and chooses Edwards over someone who has been directly involved in politics during the past four years," Georgetown University political science professor Samuel DeCanio said. "I don't know if he'll ever be able to recover and return to…the work…volunteering…job he was doing before this."
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see....funny!
 
Desh said:
the truth is this is more funny in its inability to even know the truth about liberals
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Or reassuring that we're on the right side of issues.

For christs sake they can't even come up with good viral lists.
 
LMAO......I would die from laughing if he pop locked to the inauguration podium......how hilarious woudl that be?
 
Like a moonwalk? Why do you kids keep posting youtubes in answers to questions? Don't you think I feel old enough not knowing wtf you are talking about?

Is it like when Michael Jackson moonwalked, is that it?
 
Darla said:
Like a moonwalk? Why do you kids keep posting youtubes in answers to questions? Don't you think I feel old enough not knowing wtf you are talking about?

Is it like when Michael Jackson moonwalked, is that it?
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yes its a dance. I couldn't describe it well so I thought I'd show an example instead.
 
Darla said:
Like a moonwalk? Why do you kids keep posting youtubes in answers to questions? Don't you think I feel old enough not knowing wtf you are talking about?

Is it like when Michael Jackson moonwalked, is that it?
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LOL. Yeah like that.

Or like when Elvis shook his hips, if that is a more age-appropriate reference.

:)
 
Epicurus said:
Laughing at yourself and your beliefs is crucial. If you can't find anything funny in the inconsistencies and hypocrisies of the various ideologies, you are a robot.

Like I've said before, one of the funniest things I've ever seen is the Onion's analysis of Ron Paul's candidacy. It said:

Most Vulnerable Weakness: People May Decide they Like Roads.

Cracked me up.
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Whenever I was a libertarian something like that would've made me laugh.

Whenever I saw "Obama believes in hope, also supports dreams", that made me laugh.

This, did not make me laugh.
 
cawacko said:
yes its a dance. I couldn't describe it well so I thought I'd show an example instead.
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Like you're so young to be knowing all about this. When are you going to get out of the bars and grow up Cawacko? Isn't this pathetic?

<ok I feel a little better about myself now>
 
Darla said:
Like you're so young to be knowing all about this. When are you going to get out of the bars and grow up Cawacko? Isn't this pathetic?

<ok I feel a little better about myself now>
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I have friends that have tried the growing up thing. It's overrated!
 
Watermark said:
Whenever I was a libertarian something like that would've made me laugh.

Whenever I saw "Obama believes in hope, also supports dreams", that made me laugh.

This, did not make me laugh.
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* You're constantly seeing subtle, coded racism in campaign ads, but see nothing racist about blacks being promoted over more qualified white applicants because of Affirmative Action.


Come on, this is Cypress to a tee.
 
Watermark said:
I have never met a liberal who thought socialism is better than democracy

Comapring socialism to democracy is like comparing apples to grapefruits.
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Which is a valid comparison. One can easily describe the differences between the two fruits.
 
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