A good man for Darla, one of the REAL men

[The Dude]

How the fuck are you still married?

Same reason you aren't

 

[Minister of Truth]

Same reason you aren't

Pretty sure not being an asswhole is not an impediment to marriage. Anyway, I have had "the talk" about the future with my girlfriend, so it's only a matter of time before things get exciting...

 

[The Dude]

You know lots about being an asshole!

 

[PostmodernProphet]

why does darla want a dead man........

 

[Phantasmal]

Pretty sure not being an asswhole is not an impediment to marriage. Anyway, I have had "the talk" about the future with my girlfriend, so it's only a matter of time before things get exciting...

How exciting!

 

[USFREEDOM911]

why does darla want a dead man........

Stops them from running away and hiding.

 

[canceled.2021.1]

why does darla want a dead man........

Darla desperately wants a man but obviously has driven them all away with her psychosis. It is sad that feminism has lied to her, but she made her bed now she has to lie in it with her 30 cats and rechargeable vibrators.