Asshate: Forgive Me For My Sins

Minister of Truth

Practically Perfect
One of my education professors is fond of a program called Junior Achievement. It was designed by American business leaders, and it allows employees to go into classes and teach lessons to elementary level students about community, business & capitalism, etc.

My professor assigned me a couple of kits, and today I taught second graders about unit and assembly-line production using a fictional doughnut factory as a case study. Basically, I taught them how to maximize production so they can get out of school and be good little wage slaves for corporate masters!

BWAAHAAHAAAHAAAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
 
My Dad died in '04, asshat. If you want to follow in his footsteps all you have to do is try to hold me and show me some sort of love.

He was a great Dad. No need for a replacement.
 
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