by USSS Agents and their "investigating" team. (A Primary Vocabulary Reader, published by USSS)
Page 1. When we first learned about the nice little baggie of white powder found in the White House we also learned that the adventurous bag of coke was sitting in the living quarters in the library where there are CCTV cameras watching its every move.
(bad drawing of baggie on table in a library, show CCTV camera in the corner)
Page 2. Now, the "investigators" realized that we can't have that when we're "investigating" something that happened at the White House, because the images of the "mystical" culprit/our hero "Baggie" (Humburglar-like skill this mystical bag has) could be seen allowing someone to stuff a facial protuberance into him and that person then deeply sniffing on the substance that was inside our hero Baggie if that was where it was "found".... what do we do?
(a bad drawing of Hunter wearing what looks a bit like our hero Baggie on his face while painting an image of our hero Baggie and his exploits, then handing it off to a small yellow haired girl, <caption:> This is one of four, and stop calling me Daddy!)
Page 3. Then the adventurous bag of coke got legs and walked to the guest/employee entry where it was suddenly found in one of the cubicles, but that cubicle also had constant CCTV supervision and we would watch the video and could see that no bag of coke was found there.... our hero needed a new plan of action. Using his Hamburglar-like skills he sets off again for less visible realms...
(another drawing of Hunter painting our hero Baggie sitting in a small box, show CCTV watching)...
Page 4. Finally Baggie decided to take one more romp around the White House, finally landing in the Situation Room just below the Oval Office. This room has no Cameras, our hero Baggie now feels safe....
(another picture of a lonely Baggie sitting on a large conference table all alone)...
Page 5. SS Agents announce that now that we've "found" that Baggie was actually in a place with no cameras, our "investigation" came up with zeroes... It's a mystery for sure!
Page 1. When we first learned about the nice little baggie of white powder found in the White House we also learned that the adventurous bag of coke was sitting in the living quarters in the library where there are CCTV cameras watching its every move.
(bad drawing of baggie on table in a library, show CCTV camera in the corner)
Page 2. Now, the "investigators" realized that we can't have that when we're "investigating" something that happened at the White House, because the images of the "mystical" culprit/our hero "Baggie" (Humburglar-like skill this mystical bag has) could be seen allowing someone to stuff a facial protuberance into him and that person then deeply sniffing on the substance that was inside our hero Baggie if that was where it was "found".... what do we do?
(a bad drawing of Hunter wearing what looks a bit like our hero Baggie on his face while painting an image of our hero Baggie and his exploits, then handing it off to a small yellow haired girl, <caption:> This is one of four, and stop calling me Daddy!)
Page 3. Then the adventurous bag of coke got legs and walked to the guest/employee entry where it was suddenly found in one of the cubicles, but that cubicle also had constant CCTV supervision and we would watch the video and could see that no bag of coke was found there.... our hero needed a new plan of action. Using his Hamburglar-like skills he sets off again for less visible realms...
(another drawing of Hunter painting our hero Baggie sitting in a small box, show CCTV watching)...
Page 4. Finally Baggie decided to take one more romp around the White House, finally landing in the Situation Room just below the Oval Office. This room has no Cameras, our hero Baggie now feels safe....
(another picture of a lonely Baggie sitting on a large conference table all alone)...
Page 5. SS Agents announce that now that we've "found" that Baggie was actually in a place with no cameras, our "investigation" came up with zeroes... It's a mystery for sure!
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