Best Line To Say Before A Fight....

[CanadianKid]

If you were just about to get into a rumble with somebody...

What line would you say?

 

[Epicurus]

...

What are you like 12?

 

[Kamala Trump]

See this one? Six months in the hospital.
This one? Sudden death.

You want some?

 

[DigitalDave]

I fucked your g/f....

 

[Damocles]

How 'bout... " 'Scuse me while I whip this out!"

 

[CanadianKid]

...

What are you like 12?

What up {Epic} my fat little friend...

CK

 

[Epicurus]

Tell you what, meet me in person and I'll show you what my favorite line before a fight is.

 

[charver]

"Just because you're a partially sighted diabetic in a wheelchair don't think i won't kick your teeth in...mom"

 

[Cancel7]

"Just because you're a partially sighted diabetic in a wheelchair don't think i won't kick your teeth in...mom"

LMAO. Charver has the best one.

 

[Chapdog]

I have hiv

 

[Thorn]

I have hiv

I think the more immediate things may work better. How about, "I'm going to throw up!".

 

[Cancel3]

Turn and talk to an empty space and say
"See? Its another one of those government bastards. How many do I have to kill before they stop?"

Then pause like you are listening

Then add "No I don't need any help. Do I EVER need help?".

 

[Cancel3]

Now in a more serious light, don't say a thing.

If its time to fight you start the fight by going for their nuts, their kneecaps and their kidneys. Then its over.

 

[Norman Paperman]

I wouldn't say a fucking word. While you or anyone else was busy posturing with meaningless words, trying to look tough, I'd kick you in the balls and follow that up with an uppercut to your face when you're doubled over. It would be over and I will not even have broken a sweat.

If the need to fight arises, don't waste time talking.

Ideally, I would just turn and walk away. Unless you're being paid for it, fighting is pretty much pointless. Not to mention stupid.

 

[Socrtease]

"Do I have a round in the chamber now or do I need to chamber it?"

 

[Cancel3]

I wouldn't say a fucking word. While you or anyone else was busy posturing with meaningless words, trying to look tough, I'd kick you in the balls and follow that up with an uppercut to your face when you're doubled over. It would be over and I will not even have broken a sweat.

If the need to fight arises, don't waste time talking.

Ideally, I would just turn and walk away. Unless you're being paid for it, fighting is pretty much pointless. Not to mention stupid.

This is one of the things that stems from schoolyard scuffles and watching too much tv. When there is a good enough reason to fight, you don't push, shove, talk trash or try to be a badass. Its not a boxing match. Its not about being "fair". Its about doing enough damage to prevent your opponent from continuing the fight. And its about doing it quickly, without hesitation.

 

[Norman Paperman]

This is one of the things that stems from schoolyard scuffles and watching too much tv. When there is a good enough reason to fight, you don't push, shove, talk trash or try to be a badass. Its not a boxing match. Its not about being "fair". Its about doing enough damage to prevent your opponent from continuing the fight. And its about doing it quickly, without hesitation.

Absolutely. Hit fast, hit hard, hit first. There is no such thing as fighting dirty when you're outside of a ring.

 

[Southern Chicken]

don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry! GGGRRRRRR! ...

 

[Damocles]

"Spider-pig, Spider-pig, does whatever a spider-pig does!"

 

[tinfoil]

...

What are you like 12?

QFT