For years, Harvard’s been a factory churning out neo-Marxist drones who think capitalism is a hate crime and gender is a mood ring. Parents are shelling out $80K a year so their kids can be brainwashed by blue-haired professors into believing they’re knuckle-dragging bigots unless they’re chanting “trans rights” while burning American flags. Harvard's a reeducation camp for coastal elite spawn.
That once-shining beacon of Ivy League glory, now reduced to a woke dumpster fire so pathetic it’s offering remedial math classes to kids who can’t handle 7th-grade algebra. Yep, you heard that right, last fall, they rolled out Math MA5 because their precious snowflakes, hand-picked by the diversity-over-merit admissions squad, apparently forgot how to solve for x. I was crunching equations like that in middle school, but I'm guessing teaching kids in the 7th grade Algebra in 2025 is probably child abuse to today's libtards. Lowering standards? It’s the Democrat playbook, and Harvard’s running it like a track star. Will they ever recover? They’re too busy knitting pronoun blankets to even try. Good riddance!
I'm for stripping every dime of federal funding, yanking their permits, and revoke their licenses faster than you can say “critical race theory syllabus.” Harvard and its ivory-tower ilk aren’t just failing students; they’re enemy combatants pumping terrorist propaganda into the mushy skulls of Gen Z. They’re not alone, half the Ivy League’s on the same sinking ship.
