You libtards still don’t get it, nobody’s lost a penny unless they sell, it’s not rocket science, even for you dimwits. Anyone with a 401(k) or savings for retirement who dumps now is dumber than a bag of hammers, so quit with the “let’s pretend we sell today” nonsense, it’s a waste of brain cells you can’t spare.
A sell-off’s just a high-stakes casino bet, hoping to time the dip and buy low, pure Vegas-style gambling for suckers. Long-term investors aren’t torching their 401(k)s like you panic-prone drones, they know the game’s won by sitting tight. If you’re whining that the cash pulled out now is gone forever, go sob in a corner, you’re an idiot. Anyone with half a brain was told to keep pouring money in and ignore the numbers until they’re five years from retiring, plenty of time to ride out any market tantrums. Right now, it’s a poker table out there, a pinch of skill, a truckload of luck, and you might score big or crash hard, depends if you’re sharp or just another loser.
Here’s my free advice, since you clearly need it: Dump every cent you’ve got into a no-manager Fortune 500 index fund, add to it weekly, and don’t peek at the balance, you’ll outsmart 80% of those slick money managers and bank a fat return when it’s time. Never, ever buy into libtard hysterics, right-wing jitters, or any chicken-little crap, that’s a one-way ticket to the poorhouse. Take it to the bank.
The media should be shouting “don’t panic” from the rooftops, but nah, they’re too busy peddling their Trump Derangement Syndrome narrative, screw the truth or anything useful for their brainwashed viewers. Ditch those yammering talking heads, and libtards like Nomad, they’re dumber than the true believers at a flat-earther convention.
I’m tossing this lifeline for anyone actually spooked by clowns like Nomad, but seriously, why listen to a guy who lives like a stray mutt in a camper van, drifting around begging for scraps and a bed? Nomad life might sound cute to a dreamer, but it’s a dog’s existence, scraping by with zero stability. You’d have to question your life choices and basic sense to take advice from that mess, no thanks. Keep worshipping your libtard gurus, you’ll be broke and miserable while the rest of us cash in!