I identify as a lesbian

[Yurt]

"I identify as a lesbian "

Carpet muncher...

What is wrong with fresh carpet?

Do you like it shaggy or trimmed carpet?

 

[Yurt]

Why do liberals have an issue that I love women?

 

[RB 60]

What is wrong with fresh carpet?

Do you like it shaggy or trimmed carpet?

Shaggy.

 

[Controlled Opposition]

What is wrong with fresh carpet?

Do you like it shaggy or trimmed carpet?

I prefer the landing strip.

 

[Minister of Truth]

I'm a hunter, I like being in the bush.
Besides, I want her to look (and feel)
like a woman, not a 12 yr. old.

I never got laid when I was 12, so, I wouldn't know the difference.

 

[Controlled Opposition]

I never got laid when I was 12, so, I wouldn't know the difference.

Fuckin' Catholics!

 

[Mason Michaels]

As usual....

Not going near a 12 B

 

[Mason Michaels]

Why do liberals have an issue that I love women?

But you call Jade "she",what's that tell us!

 

[Yurt]

But you call Jade "she",what's that tell us!

You tell me....

 

[Mason Michaels]

You tell me....

Tells me you're gay

 

[Yurt]

You tell me....

Tells me you're gay

I don't swing for your team. How many times do I have to tell you to stop fantasizing about me?!

 

[Mason Michaels]

I don't swing for your team. How many times do I have to tell you to stop fantasizing about me?!

You're the one claiming to be a lesbian

 

[Yurt]

You're the one claiming to be a lesbian

So you're a lesbian.....

 

[Mason Michaels]

I wish!

 

[Matt Dillon]

Do you like to lick pussy? I do, it is what it is.

 

[AProudLefty]

.

I identify as a lesbian in a man's body, Leroy.

 

[Matt Dillon]

I identify as a lesbian in a man's body, Leroy.

Pics or go fuck your mother.

 

[AProudLefty]

Pics or go fuck your mother.

Um she is my step-mother. Guess whose mother it is?

 

[Matt Dillon]

Um she is my step-mother. Guess whose mother it is?

Your half-brothers?

Fap material or fuck off!

 

[Matt Dillon]

Um she is my step-mother. Guess whose mother it is?

Not mine, next!