Illegal Immigration Policy

[Dixie - In Memoriam]

What would be YOUR policy regarding illegal immigration?

 

[Epicurus]

Moat of Lava.

 

[Bonestorm]

2 words:

Lava moat.

Lava moat guarded by hounds with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at illegals.

 

[Epicurus]

Lava moat guarded by hounds with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at illegals.

As a libertarian I must point out the wasteful redundancy of having both a lava moat AND beehounds.

We as Americans have a serious choice to make. Beehounds or lava?

 

[Jarod]

Guest worker program.

 

[Epicurus]

Guest worker program.

So they can build the lava moat!

Brilliant!

 

[Cypress]

What would be YOUR policy regarding illegal immigration?

Make it illegal for Alabamans to immigrate to California.

 

[Thorn]

LOL! On a more serious note, and as someone who jumped conscientiously through all the hoops, legally, I chose enforce the existing laws. To do otherwise is a real slap in the face to those of us who followed all the laws, paid all the fees, and brought something with us to contribute to this country.

 

[Jarod]

Make it illegal for Alabamans to immigrate to California.

Make it illegal for Alabaans to immigrate anywhere else in the US.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

LOL! On a more serious note, and as someone who jumped conscientiously through all the hoops, legally, I chose enforce the existing laws. To do otherwise is a real slap in the face to those of us who followed all the laws, paid all the fees, and brought something with us to contribute to this country.

No it isn't.

We're sorry we burdened you so, but two wrongs do not make a right.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

To not execute witches in the modern day would be a slap in the face to all the witches that were executed in Salem.

 

[ib1yysguy]

We're not fighting Mexicans in Mexico. We're fighting Al Qaeda.

 

[Minister of Truth]

I voted for Juan McCain, because its funny and Dixie is a dumbass.

 

[Socrtease]

As a libertarian you should be all for an open border with valid ID checks and the free migration of labor. Governments should not stand in the way of Employers that want to get the best work bang for their buck.

 

[Epicurus]

Honestly I think the LP's position on immigration is pretty untenable. But there really is only one solution that we will all eventually have to accept so I don't waste much time seriously debating the issue.

If it were fiscally feasible and up to me, I'd deport every illegal in the country; but that's simply not possible so we are all going to have to get over it and give them amnesty.

 

[Dixie - In Memoriam]

Honestly I think the LP's position on immigration is pretty untenable. But there really is only one solution that we will all eventually have to accept so I don't waste much time seriously debating the issue.

If it were fiscally feasible and up to me, I'd deport every illegal in the country; but that's simply not possible so we are all going to have to get over it and give them amnesty.

Thing is, we've done this once already. We never fixed the problem, so now we have the same problem again. You are suggesting we do it one more time? What about 10 years from now when we have to do it again? That okay too?

Here is what I favor. Establish a "legitimate path to citizenship" program, and allow the ones who honestly are here working, to earn legitimate US citizenship over a period of time, say 6-12 months. This gives every illegal alien here and working legitimately, a chance to remain in the country and continue working, and ultimately become citizens of our country. If they do not comply with this, or are not here to legitimately work and contribute to society, kindly show them the door. Next, we start documenting all expenses incurred due to health care and emergency services for illegal immigrants, and we send Mexico a monthly bill, with interest added for late payment. If they refuse to pay, it's okay, we will deduct the amount from our monthly oil bill. Lastly, we enforce the laws we have on the books now. We stop them from crossing our borders, whatever it takes, including putting military on the borders in hot spot areas. We penalize companies who hire illegals on a 'three-strike' basis, if it's good enough for criminals it's good enough for people hiring illegals. First strike, a fine... Second strike, a huge fine... Third strike... outta business.

Bottom line... we have to start being more aggressive in dealing with the problem. Passing an Amnesty bill every decade or two, isn't going to cut it much longer, we are losing our sovereignty, and bankrupting our treasury.

 

[Canceled.LTroll.29]

Just elect President Obama, and after a couple of years of Socialism, nobody will want to come here for economic opportunity.

 

[Dixie - In Memoriam]

Just elect President Obama, and after a couple of years of Socialism, nobody will want to come here for economic opportunity.

LOL... true, we may all be slipping over to Mexico to look for work!

 

[Epicurus]

Thing is, we've done this once already. We never fixed the problem, so now we have the same problem again. You are suggesting we do it one more time? What about 10 years from now when we have to do it again? That okay too?

Here is what I favor. Establish a "legitimate path to citizenship" program, and allow the ones who honestly are here working, to earn legitimate US citizenship over a period of time, say 6-12 months. This gives every illegal alien here and working legitimately, a chance to remain in the country and continue working, and ultimately become citizens of our country. If they do not comply with this, or are not here to legitimately work and contribute to society, kindly show them the door. Next, we start documenting all expenses incurred due to health care and emergency services for illegal immigrants, and we send Mexico a monthly bill, with interest added for late payment. If they refuse to pay, it's okay, we will deduct the amount from our monthly oil bill. Lastly, we enforce the laws we have on the books now. We stop them from crossing our borders, whatever it takes, including putting military on the borders in hot spot areas. We penalize companies who hire illegals on a 'three-strike' basis, if it's good enough for criminals it's good enough for people hiring illegals. First strike, a fine... Second strike, a huge fine... Third strike... outta business.

Bottom line... we have to start being more aggressive in dealing with the problem. Passing an Amnesty bill every decade or two, isn't going to cut it much longer, we are losing our sovereignty, and bankrupting our treasury.

Okay genius this is amnesty.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

This generation is just a generation of racist goddamn ignorant know-nothing like no generation before. It's absolutely sickening how dumbass these goddamn ignorant immigration fearmongers are. They should be stuck in prison so they can't poison American life any longer.