Intro - sorry, yes another one

Diuretic

Diuretic

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I'll keep it brief.

Desh invited me but don't blame Desh if I have to get :pke: now and again, it's all me own fault, yes I take personal responsibility :D
 
Have a seat, make yourself comfortable.

Someone will be along shortly to accuse you of being someone else, probably 'Dixie'. Pay these fools no heed.

And welcome, by the way.
 
By the moniker, it must be a woman...just my guess at gender
 
Nope a sharp cop from down under.

Very interesting guy and I thought it would be a good fit for this site.


He is the only one from that site that I told about this one.

The rest of the site is full of Dixies for sure.

Ask Maine and Care.
 
Watermark said:
Damn you're good.
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Yes, yes i am aren't i?

An Australian as well, they spell properly like we do so that's a little bit of a bonus. (I know you like the way we spell...the force is strong in you young Watermark, join us...for we are legion.)
 
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Desh said:
Nope a sharp cop from down under.

Very interesting guy and I thought it would be a good fit for this site.


He is the only one from that site that I told about this one.

The rest of the site is full of Dixies for sure.

Ask Maine and Care.
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Oh, sorry I thought he was a female, even though that isn't an insult!
 
charver said:
Yes, yes i am aren't i?

An Australian as well, they spell properly like we do so that's a little bit of a bonus. (I know you like the way we spell...the force is strong in you young Watermark, join us...for we are legion.)
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That weird love affair with the unnecessary "u" is not very becoming. As well as your penchant to avoid the letter "z" as if it had the plague, that is letterism and I find it as ugly as a dog without a hat. All letters should have their just due! Until all letters have the right to be written in the place of the sound they make, there will be no justice!
 
Damocles said:
That weird love affair with the unnecessary "u" is not very becoming. As well as your penchant to avoid the letter "z" as if it had the plague, that is letterism and I find it as ugly as a dog without a hat. All letters should have their just due! Until all letters have the right to be written in the place of the sound they make, there will be no justice!
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:) I love the dog without a hat line
 
Damocles said:
That weird love affair with the unnecessary "u" is not very becoming. As well as your penchant to avoid the letter "z" as if it had the plague, that is letterism and I find it as ugly as a dog without a hat. All letters should have their just due! Until all letters have the right to be written in the place of the sound they make, there will be no justice!
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No, no and thrice no. I will hold no truck with your preposterous, not to mention demonic, phonetic spelling system. Do you even realise what heinous forces you are toying with?

Apart from the fact that we invented English and therefore know a little more about it than you new-moneyed arrivistes making up your own silly words like "cookie" and "sidewalk" when there are already perfectly good words for those things, there are good reasons for placing the proper letters in the correct words. If you spend all of your time effing and jeffing, using the language of the billiard hall in polite company, then you will soon find that the foul sweary words themselves lose their power. Likewise the letter 'Z'. The 'Z' should be reserved for coming at the front of "Zoo", in the middle of "puzzle" and at the end of "fizz" not bandied about like a tuppeny whore for your insidious pleasures.

Moreover, if you are of the opinion that each letter deserves "the right to be written in the place of the sound they make" then why, sir, would you insist on placing the "W" in front of the lowly "r" in the word "written"? Does not the "r" deserve your sympathy, or is it, as i suspect, one rule for one and one rule for another?

Now, let's hear no more of this heresy, for it am the way of the fool.
 
charver said:
No, no and thrice no. I will hold no truck with your preposterous, not to mention demonic, phonetic spelling system. Do you even realise what heinous forces you are toying with?

Apart from the fact that we invented English and therefore know a little more about it than you new-moneyed arrivistes making up your own silly words like "cookie" and "sidewalk" when there are already perfectly good words for those things, there are good reasons for placing the proper letters in the correct words. If you spend all of your time effing and jeffing, using the language of the billiard hall in polite company, then you will soon find that the foul sweary words themselves lose their power. Likewise the letter 'Z'. The 'Z' should be reserved for coming at the front of "Zoo", in the middle of "puzzle" and at the end of "fizz" not bandied about like a tuppeny whore for your insidious pleasures.

Moreover, if you are of the opinion that each letter deserves "the right to be written in the place of the sound they make" then why, sir, would you insist on placing the "W" in front of the lowly "r" in the word "written"? Does not the "r" deserve your sympathy, or is it, as i suspect, one rule for one and one rule for another?

Now, let's hear no more of this heresy, for it am the way of the fool.
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I see, your love affair with the 'u' doesn't cross into the double 'u'! And for this I cry foul! The double 'u' being underused deserved some sympathy and the 'r' was willing to help out a bit. And your argument against the use of the 'z' is about the same as arguments against women getting the vote... "They are too fragile to be cast into the foul arguments of politics!" Well I say, they deserve respect!
 
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