FUCK THE POLICE
911 EVERY DAY
Simple-minded libertarians, reducing everything in life to simple absurdity so that they can have simplicity, instead of thinking things through. They don't believe in reality, they believe in libertarianism, and if reality disagrees with that, it is reality that is wrong. It's an entire ideology based around a few common logical fallacies that tries to simplify all human philosophy and existence, so that they don't have to think. Libertarianism will do that for them.