Marjorie Taylor Greene Urges Americans to ‘Repent!’ in Bonkers Earthquake Prophecy

Be honest, If your caller's I.D. suddenly said God was calling, how would you go about handling it?

I'd do what I do with all of my missed calls and all of my text messages.
I'd delete them without looking at them.

My cell phone message is, verbatim, "Call me on my land line."
That's all. Not my name. I don't even leave my land line number.
Anybody from whom I might need to hear has it.

But that's just me.
That's not most people.
That's probably very few people.
 
Be honest, If your caller's I.D. suddenly said God was calling, how would you go about handling it?

If I got a "Caller ID" that said GOD ALMIGHTY or I AM I would probably assume it wasn't God but rather someone spoofing the number. So what I'd do is google God's number and then call it back directly to see what he wanted.
 
I'd do what I do with all of my missed calls and all of my text messages.
I'd delete them without looking at them.

My cell phone message is, verbatim, "Call me on my land line."
That's all. Not my name. I don't even leave my land line number.
Anybody from whom I might need to hear has it.

But that's just me.
That's not most people.
That's probably very few people.

...And when it came to pass that you met God on the throne of Judgement and you said "But God, you never spoke to me!" God responded with "Look dude, I hit you up on your cellie, then I slid into your DM's, then I popped you a message on iMessage, then I liked all your posts on Insta...what more did you want?" are you REALLY gonna tell God you wanted Him to approach you on the landline? Next thing you know you'll demand the call come a rotary dial phone.

This is all just basic theology.
 
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