Messing Around with the store a bit...

Some like it tight, I suppose. Why not just wear black tights?

Tights? Because I don't feel like struggling to get dressed every day? I don't need tights that cover my legs just to get what I want from briefs.
 
Okay, how 'bout a jockstrap? And the manly men of Sherwood wear green tights!

We're men! We're men in tights
We roam around the forest looking for fights
We're men. We're men in tights
We rob from the rich and give to the poor. That's right!
We may look like sissies.
But watch what you say, Or else we'll put out your lights



Jockstrap isn't uncomfortable if the straps stay in place. But if they start shifting you have to go thru contortions or strip to fix them.

Nah, I'll stick with briefs.
 
Tighty whiteys suck. Who wants their junk stuffed all tight like? Ugh. Cmmando or boxers. Anyhting else is silly.
 
Tighty whiteys suck. Who wants their junk stuffed all tight like? Ugh. Cmmando or boxers. Anyhting else is silly.

Commando works for me. But boxers are just like going commando with an extra layer of material.
 
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