OH NO! WHAT'S A RED NECK TO DO!!!!!

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Today, a Chesapeake lawmaker plans to introduce a bill that will ban "truck nuts" from your truck or SUV.

The nutty idea is the brainchild of Delegate Lionell Spruill. We're talking about the fake testicles people hang on the backs of their vehicles. Spruill's bill would ban anything on a car or truck that looked like human genitalia.

"Yeah, I definitely think those should be outlawed. I don't approve of that," says one local woman we talked to.

But others think its no big deal.

"Nah, that's not vulgar, that's funny," says one man.

Spruill says these types of dangling do-dads are tacky, vulgar, and downright embarassing. It still has a long way to go before it ever becomes law.

"It comes to a point where there are certain things you just can't do. And putting testicles on the back of a truck is just too much. So I am trying to stop it," he tells NewsChannel 3 in an interview.

Spruill says the idea for the bill came to him after the daughter of one of the people in his district saw a pair of the testicles hanging from the back of a truck in traffic. That's when Spruill put the bill in action. Although he says he hasn't found anyone to co-sponsor it with him.
 
LOL, yeah that is a very critical topic there. forget the war and economy.
The few I have seen were bull type testicles. one thing for sure they were not politicians balls :D

That would requre an attached magnifying device to see them.
 
But a real Redneck............

doesn't have to put fake testicles hanging from his bumper...his 'Kahunas' are in the drivers seat...where they belong...gotta problemo with this..?
 
LOL, I think we should also cut all the testicles off of any animal able to roam freely. It would be a shame if a child saw a pair of nuts and had to ask their parents what they are.
 
LOL, I think we should also cut all the testicles off of any animal able to roam freely. It would be a shame if a child saw a pair of nuts and had to ask their parents what they are.

yeah darned ignorant city folks....
the guy proposing this ban just did not have the balls to discuss such things with his child.

Is the guy a rep or dem ?
 
:) sure can tell from this thread who lives in redneck zones.

you might live in a redneck zone if :

you have heard a duke boys horn on the road.
 
LOL, I just think the entire thing is hilarious. I mean "truck nuts"? How do you even write the bill without laughing hysterically?
 
They are funny and make the person who placed them a large part of the joke.

Have no balls and must buy plastic prosthetic ones to place on thier vehicle because if they wore them themselfs they could not walk straight because they are not used to having balls.
 
Ladyt, this is serious crap for the prudes of our country. No laughing matter now , family values are at stake!
 
Politicians would have absolutely..............

LOL, I just think the entire thing is hilarious. I mean "truck nuts"? How do you even write the bill without laughing hysterically?

no problemo writing a bill like this...their 'Kahunas ' have been hanging from their Honda Accord bumpers for decades now...:D
 
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