Oklahoma Republican: Gays worse than terrorists or Muslims

Actually God and I have an agreement, he doesn't have to believe in me either. We reached that agreement at the Santa Fe peace accord of 1984. I had been sking in Santa Fe all day drinking Tequila shots, when God got on the triple chair with me. Tried to convince me he did believe in me and it was only Kosher that do the same (Yes God is Jewish). Well I told him no and then when we got to the top i turned him in to Ski Patrol for riding without a lift ticket. Since then we don't talk so much.

I agree that God is Jewish. Something people forget all too often...
 
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