President Obamas first 100 days

[Damocles]

first 100 days in the minds of conservatives:

Changes the National Anthem to "Fear of a Black Planet"

Issues executive order arresting all white republican males and relocating them to camps in Alabama, Georgia and Tennesse.

Orders full reparations for slavery.

Changes AA so that if you are a minority you go to college for free and the white students clean your rooms for you.

orders all bank accounts seized and money given out on the streets.

Names Rev Wright Sec of State.

Names Farahkan ambassador to Israel.

Ok I am running out whatelse all you doom and gloom Republicans?

William Ayers appointed to Secretary of Defense.

 

[Cancel3]

OJ Simpson appointed to run the Dept of Justice

Dexter Manly appointed to run the Dept of Education

Michael Vick appointed to run the Dept of the Interior

 

[uscitizen]

how is the dummy Frankin doing in his race ? Against the apparently dumber Republican.

If Frankin loses his race maybe he will be whitehouse spokesman ?

 

[uscitizen]

Noam Chomsky secretary of state.