Rush Limbaugh is deaf

Darla said:
When you are too old to get it up you need to pack it in and realize it's over. In your case, if it happens prematurely, quit drinking. But if it's not premature, just give in gracefully. Viagra is not a cure-all. My friend was with this guy on it, and the way she describes it, had us cracking up. It's a lot of work you know, hardly worth it for the girl, when they are popping up all over the place with no help!
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F*ck that, I'm not giving up! You don't see Hugh Hefner giving up and you won't see me giving up. Plus by the time it hits me there will be better products on the market. And I'm going to laugh at you when I'm 100 and my unit is still working and they ask my secret and I say alcohol.
 
cawacko said:
F*ck that, I'm not giving up! You don't see Hugh Hefner giving up and you won't see me giving up. Plus by the time it hits me there will be better products on the market. And I'm going to laugh at you when I'm 100 and my unit is still working and they ask my secret and I say alcohol.
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LOL. Yeah ok Cawacko!
 
Heck you do not need a hard weenie to run around in a bathrobe with plastic women. Just the money and mystique. who says Heffner gets any at all ?

I may live long enough to where eye candy and a wet weenie are differnet things , but not for now.
 
LMAO.................

Darla said:
When you are too old to get it up you need to pack it in and realize it's over. In your case, if it happens prematurely, quit drinking. But if it's not premature, just give in gracefully. Viagra is not a cure-all. My friend was with this guy on it, and the way she describes it, had us cracking up. It's a lot of work you know, hardly worth it for the girl, when they are popping up all over the place with no help!
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Viagra/Cialis won't help if the girl is ugly/unattractive!...anymore than in normal circumstances...just biology 101 girl!...for uglies a dildo is a girls best friend!;)
 
uscitizen said:
Heck you do not need a hard weenie to run around in a bathrobe with plastic women. Just the money and mystique. who says Heffner gets any at all ?

I may live long enough to where eye candy and a wet weenie are differnet things , but not for now.
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Who says Hef's getting any? Are you kidding???
 
cawacko said:
Unless the girls who are sleeping with him are lying the dude is getting plenty. Do you have some info that states he isn't?
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Nope and don't really give a rats ass. I get plenty and that is all that matters to me. I don't think I have bought a playboy since Raquel Welsh was in there.
the image keep the money rolling in for him though, if he was impotent it would be a more closely guarded secret than Bush and Cheneys pup tent camping trip.
 
uscitizen said:
Nope and don't really give a rats ass. I get plenty and that is all that matters to me. I don't think I have bought a playboy since Raquel Welsh was in there.
the image keep the money rolling in for him though, if he was impotent it would be a more closely guarded secret than Bush and Cheneys pup tent camping trip.
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I've got buddy's that are regulars at the Mansion and know the girls etc. Hugh is handling his own.
 
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