September 23, 2017

[Cypress]

This missionary Pastor explains this in very succinct, simple and clear language.

Watch it to the end with a calcualtor if you must, but the math is truly obvious and simple. This guy's got the numbers and WOW, do they ever add up!!!!

"Christians are not called to be the setters of dates and the anticipation of the calendar....this kind of thinking should be an embarrassment to Biblical Christians"

--Albert Mohler, president of the Southern Baptist Theological Seminary

 

[Althea]

I have a special relationship with God and simply partied like it was 1999 all over again.

But were you raptured?

 

[PostmodernProphet]

misdirection.......9/23/17 was not the end of the world........it was merely the date the Demmycrats conceived their plan to steal the 2020 election......

 

[Dutch Uncle]

But were you raptured?

Raptured, no. Enraptured, yes.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

misdirection.......9/23/17 was not the end of the world........it was merely the date the Demmycrats conceived their plan to steal the 2020 election......

Proving once again you are either insane or a Satanic liar.

 

[Althea]

Raptured, no. Enraptured, yes.

Did it deliver as billed?

 

[Althea]

Proving once again you are either insane or a Satanic liar.

I don't miss seeing his posts. It's been about a decade, and there is still no 'there' there

 

[Dutch Uncle]

Did it deliver as billed?

I came twice. Does that count?

 

[Dutch Uncle]

I don't miss seeing his posts. It's been about a decade, and there is still no 'there' there

Mostly trolling as evil minions of Satan often do.

No worries.

 

[PostmodernProphet]

Proving once again you are either insane or a Satanic liar.

no dumbfuck lib'rul has ever proved anything correctly.......which means your post is probably proof that I was right.......

 

[Cypress]

But were you raptured?

I started to feel light on my feet that day, but it may have been the vodka.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

no dumbfuck lib'rul has ever proved anything correctly.......which means your post is probably proof that I was right.......

Why should they? You prove your one of Satan's cocksuckers all the time by spreading hate.

It's not that hard, son. Jesus was clear on how to act like a Christian. You are the furthest thing from that guidance. This is clearly the guidance you follow:

 

[Althea]

I came twice. Does that count?

Meh. 'Rapture' conjures something a little more impressive.

Like two orgasms AND a sammich

 

[Althea]

I started to feel light on my feet that day, but it may have been the vodka.

I've never tried Rapture brand Vodka, but they advertise it every Sunday morning during the mega church shows.

 

[PostmodernProphet]

I masterbate to dead embryos and Satan gives me doggie treats

and its a sad state of affairs......

 

[Dutch Uncle]

Meh. 'Rapture' conjures something a little more impressive.

Like two orgasms AND a sammich

That'd definitely make for a great day.

 

[Matt Dillon]

I started to feel light on my feet that day, but it may have been the vodka.

Something tells me you're a little light in the loafers every day.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

I always wondered how people working in mines or on submarines were supposed to get raptured.

Teleportation. God can do anything!