Swallowing semen reduces breast cancer according to study

[Concart]

How dumb can you get dude?

 

[Matt Dillon]

How dumb can you get dude?

Idk, how dumb are ya?

 

[Yakuda]

Breast feeding is such a wonderful high


It’s one thing in life you dudes just miss out on


It’s a beautiful feeling through your entire body and brain


I never tell many about how awesome it was


Some women can’t breast feed for a number of reasons


I always fear making them feel bad and that they missed out on something


But truthfully it was one of the best experiences I ever had being human


I have Dolly Parton sized boobs


I took a lot of shit for it in my pre child life

After breast feeding I appreciated my boobs more


Any size is perfectly good for breast feeding


But for me it made me love my breasts after years of being kinda pissed that they were so big


After breast feeding I could better face the asshole comments men gave me all my life

You're human? Holy shit

 

[Yakuda]

Breast feeding is such a wonderful high


It’s one thing in life you dudes just miss out on


It’s a beautiful feeling through your entire body and brain


I never tell many about how awesome it was


Some women can’t breast feed for a number of reasons


I always fear making them feel bad and that they missed out on something


But truthfully it was one of the best experiences I ever had being human


I have Dolly Parton sized boobs


I took a lot of shit for it in my pre child life

After breast feeding I appreciated my boobs more


Any size is perfectly good for breast feeding


But for me it made me love my breasts after years of being kinda pissed that they were so big


After breast feeding I could better face the asshole comments men gave me all my life

I like the taste warm and sweet.

 

[NiftyNiblick]

Breast feeding is such a wonderful high


It’s one thing in life you dudes just miss out on


It’s a beautiful feeling through your entire body and brain


I never tell many about how awesome it was


Some women can’t breast feed for a number of reasons


I always fear making them feel bad and that they missed out on something


But truthfully it was one of the best experiences I ever had being human


I have Dolly Parton sized boobs


I took a lot of shit for it in my pre child life

After breast feeding I appreciated my boobs more


Any size is perfectly good for breast feeding


But for me it made me love my breasts after years of being kinda pissed that they were so big


After breast feeding I could better face the asshole comments men gave me all my life

If I were a broad, you can make sure that I'd stock up on formula.

One has to have the right temperament to be a human milk shake dispenser,

and I just can't picture that being me.

Everybody is doing it now, but formula babies were still common in our child rearing days.

The Gestapo's ob/gyn asked her if she wanted to breast feed.

"Do I look like a cat?" she asked.