I saw people ooohing and aaahing on television as they watched the eclipse.
I don't get it. It's not magic. We know what's happening. What's the fuss?
It reminds me of the Grand Canyon which the Gestapo dragged me off to see.
The Grand Canyon is just a huge fucking hole in the ground.
There was nothing to see.
I remember the first time I saw the bright lights of Las Vegas.
That was something to see. I'll never forget it.
I remember the first time I went to a World Championship boxing match in person.
All the celebrities were in the crowd.
Everybody was all dressed up back in those days.
You could cut the excitement in the air with a knife.
That was something to see.
An eclipse? A canyon? Please.
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