The Snake that tempted Eve

[Jade Dragon]

Did you look at the Michelangelo picture of the Fall?
What is Michelangelo saying?

What does that have to do with anything? Artistic renderings aren't Biblical. The snake could apparently speak in some form by the way. Try imaging that with a straight face.

 

[Jade Dragon]

I'm saying Adam and Eve had no real chance of not falling,given free will to decide for themselves!
"The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak"!

Adam and Eve weren't of fallen flesh until after the fall from grace.

 

[BidenPresident]

Adam and Eve weren't of fallen flesh until after the fall from grace.

Whole thing stinks, anyway. Why would God set them up?!

 

[Mason Michaels]

What does that have to do with anything? Artistic renderings aren't Biblical. The snake could apparently speak in some form by the way. Try imaging that with a straight face.

So you think God didn't have anything to do with what
Michelangelo painted on the Sistine Chapel?

 

[Mason Michaels]

Adam and Eve weren't of fallen flesh until after the fall from grace.

Eve fell when she listened to the serpent,Adam fell when he listened to Eve.

 

[Mason Michaels]

Whole thing stinks, anyway. Why would God set them up?!

Because he had a much bigger plan for Earth and
Mankinds family.The physical family,and the Spiritual family Adam and Eve and their future family were being groomed to join one day.

 

[BidenPresident]

So you think God didn't have anything to do with what
Michelangelo painted on the Sistine Chapel?

Are you serious?!

 

[BidenPresident]

Because he had a much bigger plan for Earth and
Mankinds family.The physical family,and the Spiritual family Adam and Eve and their future family were being groomed to join one day.

So God did not know what Adam and Eve would do? Then he's pretty dumb.

 

[Mason Michaels]

Are you serious?!

Absolutely!

 

[BidenPresident]

Absolutely!

so you think art is magic?

 

[Mason Michaels]

So God did not know what Adam and Eve would do? Then he's pretty dumb.

God knew exactly what Adam and Eve would do.

 

[BidenPresident]

God knew exactly what Adam and Eve would do.

Then he's a jerk.

 

[Jack]

That's what I think Michelangelo is saying!
The penis is the snake!
How many times did your penis tell you to do something, your head told you not to do!

... never.

 

[Mason Michaels]

so you think art is magic?

I think God made sure Michelangelo that Michelangelo painted what he painted.

 

[Mason Michaels]

Then he's a jerk.

That's between you and God!
Good luck with that!

 

[Mason Michaels]

... never.

Gelding?

 

[Jack]

Gelding?

No. My head and my penis have always been in agreement.

 

[Mason Michaels]

No. My head and my penis have always been in agreement.

My condolences

 

[Jack]

My condolences

Little Jack has always made Big Jack happy. Why the 'condolences'?

 

[Mason Michaels]

Little Jack has always made Big Jack happy. Why the 'condolences'?

Not getting the most out of the situation