The top nine "changes" Barack Obama would make as President

[Damocles]

Fuck you.

Although the offer is flattering, I prefer a whole totally different type of person for that particular activity. It would take surgery for you to even qualify, then it would still be rather.. well... icky.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Although the offer is flattering, I prefer a whole totally different type of person for that particular activity. It would take surgery for you to even qualify, then it would still be rather.. well... icky.

LOL icky...

 

[Socrtease]

LOL icky...

Wow the too of you have actually put me off my lunch with your sex talk. THanks guys.

 

[Minister of Truth]

Wow the too of you have actually put me off my lunch with your sex talk. THanks guys.

And here I was, a poor, depressed college student who berates himself as useless, and yet I still can accomplish great feats! Oh, the rugged individual lives on!!!