Because you didn't look like a big enough moron already?
Literally zero of your predictions and propaganda about Ukraine panned out.
How is your alliance with Russia going?
{China has been encouraged to claim up to a third of Russian territory should political and economic instability lead to Russia's collapse. The Far East region of Russia, spanning approximately 4 million square miles, is a vast expanse of land.}
Look at that, you've betrayed your friends. I'm shocked, SHOCKED I TELLS YA!!