A sixth grade teacher in FloriDUH asked her class how many were Trump fans.
Despite them not knowing what a Trump fan was but wanting to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands. Well, all except for little Timmy.
The teacher looked over to little Timmy and asked, “Timmy, why are you being different again?”
“Well,” he said, “because I’m not a Trump fan.”
“Why aren’t you a Trump fan?” Demanded the teacher.
“Because I’m a Democrat,” Timmy replied.
The teacher sniffed and said, “Oh really? Why are you a Democrat?”
“Well, my mom is a Democrat, my dad is a Democrat, so I’m a Democrat.”
“Oh really?” snorted the teacher. “Then what if your mom was a fool and your dad was a jerk – what would that make you?”
Little Timmy smiled and said, “A Trump fan.”
