Vote Jack Schlitz Off this Board

Sheogorath said:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Chill Billy....it's not like he's Irish.
 
Mott the Hoople said:
Oh quit your whining you candy assed wimp. No one is here to win any popularity or beauty contests. Have a coke and a smile and stop whining like you got turned down for a dance at the prom.

Nobody want's my overly opinionated sarcastic ass here either and you don't hear me crying like a school girl. Grow a pair!
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Only during a game of Werewolf. :chesh:
 
PostmodernProphet said:
outside of Ohio no one considers him entertaining......
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If you want entertainment you will have to pay for it. I am just here to tell the truth....which on here is probably the exact opposite of 'entertainment'....on here the truth skewers and devastates most of the posters....thus it is quite painful for them....definitely not entertaining. In fact i hurt them so much they want to lynch me like the good Jew I am.
 
Threedee said:
If this is a tempest, what sort of phenomenon would present itself if you did something of actual consequence?
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Fe fe fi fi fo fo fum ...Why's everybody always talkin bout me. I smell smoke in the auditorium.

Oh dat Jack he done come back

Why's everybody always pickin on me?

juz cuz i walk in the classroom cool and slow.

Jack is back.

hehheh
 
SmilinJack said:
If you want entertainment you will have to pay for it. I am just here to tell the truth....which on here is probably the exact opposite of 'entertainment'....on here the truth skewers and devastates most of the posters....thus it is quite painful for them....definitely not entertaining. In fact i hurt them so much they want to lynch me like the good Jew I am.
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/yawn....
 
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