Will there be guns in heaven?

So maybe if gods children ascend to heaven and leave us heathens here it will be "heaven" here for us?

Maybe gods plan is to free we heathens from the shackles of the self righteous?
 
If you stay here, you'll still have to deal with the Earth and the cosmos (and the Russians).

We crave indulgences here on Earth. In heaven we'll just be satisfied with different things...
 
Mine too.

Which makes me wonder if the entire heaven thing is just to weed out those who try to rule others with their opinions/beliefs.
and leave the rest of us alone.
 
uscitizen too said:
Mine too.

Which makes me wonder if the entire heaven thing is just to weed out those who try to rule others with their opinions/beliefs.
and leave the rest of us alone.
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All the whackjob believers who live in hopes of gaining access to the Members Only club are why I'd rather go anywhere but there 'for all eternity'.
 
Corinth said:
I wish you luck with that, Bijou.

Cit, we'll just leave Falwell in purgatory for a while, until he is ready for polite society. :D
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Unlike whacko religionists, I don't rely on luck or the wishes for which from whacko religionists. Thanks but no thanks.
 
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