wtf is wrong with the New Yorker

[Mott the Hoople]

what the heck is Hummus anyway ? I have seen it in the stores, but never tried it. Sounds too much like rotting vegitation.

It's chickpeas (garbonzo beans) boiled and mashed with sesame paste, olive oil, some garlic, lemon juice and salt and pepper. Traditionally you dip peta bread into it.

 

[Damocles]

Is he a secret Muslim or secret Atheist, indisputable?

You have to choose a slander and stick to it. You can't flip flop on your smears.

Damned secret Atheists. Trying to take over the nation.

(Disclaimer: fyi - this is a joke)