All the way through the federal court system, right? Name a couple of really frivolous ones so the class will know you're not just a giant phony bullshitter.
While your at it, call the Little Sisters and offer to fill out that post card for them and get back to the class on their reply, OK Adolph?
Okay, piglet, you asked for it.
In 1916, the United States of America filed a suit to try and get the Coca-Cola Company to take caffeine out of Coke. (241 U.S. 265)
In 1924, the Supreme Court was asked to rule on whether or not Apple Cider Vinegar was, in fact, Apple Cider Vinegar if it was made from dried-then-rehydrated apples instead of fresh apples. (265 U.S. 438)
In 1965, the Supreme Court had to rule on whether or not a 1958 Plymouth Sedan could be confiscated by the state as a civil penalty, saying essentially, "No, State of Pennsylvania, you can't steal someone's car."
In 1990, I'm just going to give you the names on this one, because while it deals with post-conviction relief of a death sentence case, the names are really all you need: Demosthenes v. Baal (495 U.S. 731)
In 1989, the Supreme Court was asked to rule on a suit brought by Benjamin R. Ward, who was suing "Rock Against Racism" because the city of New York provided (by regulation) the sound systems and personnel so they could control the volume of the concert being held in Central Park. Ward felt that making sure the concert wasn't too loud (and thus not a public nuisance) was a violation of his First Amendment rights. (491 U.S. 781)
In 1992, the Supreme Court had to rule on International Society for Krishna Consciousness, Inc. v. Lee, where it gave the opinion that airports aren't considered "public forums," so the Krishnas couldn't distribute their pamphlets in them. (505 U.S. 672)
In 1989, the Supreme Court ruled on a mail fraud trial that had a defendant with either the best or worst (depending on how you look at it) ever: Schmuck v. United States of America. (489 U.S. 705)
In 2006's Domino's Pizza, Inc. v. McDonald, the Supreme Court had to rule on a case where the plaintiff (McDonald) sued Domino's Pizza, Inc. The problem? He didn't have a claim because he wasn't party to the contract he was suing about. 546 (U.S. 470)
In 1995, a case made it all the way to the Supreme Courts because lower courts couldn't decide whether or not it was okay to execute a person who is actually innocent. (513 U.S. 298)
In 1994, a case went all the way to the Supreme Court because lower courts couldn't decide whether or not specific portions of Federal child porn laws were Constitutional. (513 U.S. 64)
In 1973, even though the right was already ruled to be protected by the First Amendment several years prior, the Supreme Court had to rule again on whether or not it was legal under the First Amendment to import pornographic materials for their own personal and private use. (413 U.S. 123)
Do I need to go on, girlie? I can.
Oh, and I've actually sent a missive to the Little Sisters offering my services as you suggested. We will see whether or not they are willing to pay a standard fee of $475 an hour to complete their form. Perhaps I should prepare an amicus curiae for the Court to inform them of my offer.