Dixie, you and I may disagree on plenty of topics, but we are both southerners. That means there are certain attributes applied to us regardless of the truth of the matter.
Its just easier to see all southerners as a cross between rabid rednecks and Andy Griffith.
Let'em dwell in their pseudo-reality.
Ive not been accused of being anywhere between a redneck and Andy Griffith!