FUCK THE POLICE
911 EVERY DAY
Let's have our two minute hate:
You can't buy beer after 11:00 in my hometown. We have one car, and my brother often decides that it's appropriate to take it upon himself to take it sometime in the morning before I've woken up and go to Gulfport to fuck his fat, short, ugly, boring girlfriend until 11:00 PM or so.
Let me just say this now, world: I hate your kids, I hate your family, I hate your significant other, and I wish they would all die.
Next time, walk your lazy ass down to the store.
Don't hate the player, hate the game.![]()
Yeah, I'll just walk 10-15 miles alongside the highway to get some beer. That sounds sensible.
It is being spiteful over the little things that makes life worthwhile.
WM, no offense, but living in Mississippi sounds torturous. It's not your fault, though. You're the victim of circumstances. The best course of action to alleviate the situation is to move to a civilized, modern city like Seattle or Boston.
And to think, I live right next to Louisiana, which has the most some of the most awesome alcohol laws in the country (you can buy liquor in gas stations 24/7, and no municipality can restrict this). God bless Catholics.