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Lowaicue

Lowaicue

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Latest news from the capital of Sport (it's an 'S', dummy). First it was an opening ceremony featuring the sport of grass growing and a special feature for the Welsh and New Zealanders involving sheep in some capacity. Then we hear that the idiot Stuart Pearce has not chosen Beckham for the footy squad (I refuse to call anything 'Team UK' or 'Team anything' - it's England for fff sake.) Surely he could go on for the first ten minutes, he's what the world is waiting to see! And now Michael Gove, the Education Secretary who thinks school leaving exams are too easy has suggested that the same can be said for the 100 metres and all runners who are not British will wear wellington boots at least three sizes too big.
Americans visiting London will be told the Olympic complex is on a farm just outside Slough and that the flame will be lit by Ricky Gervaise.
 
Lowaicue said:
Latest news from the capital of Sport (it's an 'S', dummy). First it was an opening ceremony featuring the sport of grass growing and a special feature for the Welsh and New Zealanders involving sheep in some capacity. Then we hear that the idiot Stuart Pearce has not chosen Beckham for the footy squad (I refuse to call anything 'Team UK' or 'Team anything' - it's England for fff sake.) Surely he could go on for the first ten minutes, he's what the world is waiting to see! And now Michael Gove, the Education Secretary who thinks school leaving exams are too easy has suggested that the same can be said for the 100 metres and all runners who are not British will wear wellington boots at least three sizes too big.
Americans visiting London will be told the Olympic complex is on a farm just outside Slough and that the flame will be lit by Ricky Gervaise.
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Already getting pissy that the good old USA will dominate once again?
 
Speaking of athletes... keep an eye on Missy Franklin... coming out of CO to dominate womens swimming. Young, but she could be to womens swimming what Phelps is to mens.
 
I cant wait to see how Mrs. Romney's prize quarter horse does, I hope it brings home gold.
 
One day Low, you will get over your jealousy of the US. I know it sucks to be from such an inferior country, but it is reality. The sooner you accept that, the sooner you may find peace.
 
Superfreak said:
One day Low, you will get over your jealousy of the US. I know it sucks to be from such an inferior country, but it is reality. The sooner you accept that, the sooner you may find peace.
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Every time you sit at your keyboard you prove just how easy it is to take the piss out of yanks. The British sense of humour is recognised all over the world and most people, including many of your fellow trailer people, revere it and try (and usually fail) to emulate it.
If you keep reading my posts and those of my fellow countrymen, some of whom are disguised as Americans, you may one day develop a sense of humour for yourself.
Oh, watch Jon Stuart, he is quite good.
 
Superfreak said:
One day Low, you will get over your jealousy of the US. I know it sucks to be from such an inferior country, but it is reality. The sooner you accept that, the sooner you may find peace.
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I keep telling everyone that the real reason he gets so upset, over the US, is because his dad was really a US Soldier, who "celebrated" the end of the World war with Low's mum.
The nice British chap who finally married her, just never let him forget that he's really half American.
There's that and the fact that it's been said that no British man, ever forgets his first "Head Master".
 
Lowaicue said:
Every time you sit at your keyboard you prove just how easy it is to take the piss out of yanks. The British sense of humour is recognised all over the world and most people, including many of your fellow trailer people, revere it and try (and usually fail) to emulate it.
If you keep reading my posts and those of my fellow countrymen, some of whom are disguised as Americans, you may one day develop a sense of humour for yourself.
Oh, watch Jon Stuart, he is quite good.
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Untrue.
Most of the world laughs AT the British, not with them. :D
 
USFREEDOM911 said:
I keep telling everyone that the real reason he gets so upset, over the US, is because his dad was really a US Soldier, who "celebrated" the end of the World war with Low's mum.
The nice British chap who finally married her, just never let him forget that he's really half American.
There's that and the fact that it's been said that no British man, ever forgets his first "Head Master".
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Oh the headmaster joke again, how many times have you used that now?
 
Aoxomoxoa said:
No, I was just thinking how banal your sense of humour is, just saying.
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It's necessary to not go to advanced with you; otherwise it ruins the moment, when someone has to explain it to you. :D

Your time would be better spent, trying to repair that rift you created; between you and Darla.
You two need each other. :)
 
Aoxomoxoa said:
No, I was just thinking how banal your sense of humour is, just saying.
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The man is, was, and always will be a twat. Have you seen the spelling of his tag line? And ... Er .... punisher??? Lol. I bet he's really hard on the children he subjugates for a living.
 
Lowaicue said:
The man is, was, and always will be a twat. Have you seen the spelling of his tag line? And ... Er .... punisher??? Lol. I bet he's really hard on the children he subjugates for a living.
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I can just imagine him with mirrored sunglasses , a Rottweiler and a pickaxe handle!!
 
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