If Biblical Headlines were written by Today's Liberal Media

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Granule

Firebrand
On Red Sea crossing: WETLANDS TRAMPLED IN LABOR STRIKE
Pursuing Environmentalists Killed

On David vs. Goliath: HATE CRIME KILLS BELOVED CHAMPION
Psychologist Questions Influence of Rock

On Elijah on Mt. Carmel: FIRE SENDS RELIGIOUS RIGHT EXTREMIST INTO FRENZY
400 Killed

On the birth of Christ: HOTELS FULL, ANIMALS LEFT HOMELESS
Animal Rights Activists Enraged by Insensitive Couple

On feeding the 5,000: PREACHER STEALS CHILD'S LUNCH
Disciples Mystified Over Behavior

On healing the 10 lepers: LOCAL DOCTOR'S PRACTICE RUINED
"Faith Healer" Causes Bankruptcy

On healing of the Gadarene demoniac: MADMAN'S FRIEND CAUSES STAMPEDE
Local Farmer's Investment Lost

On raising Lazarus from the dead: FUNDAMENTALIST PREACHER RAISES A STINK
Will Reading to be Delayed


http://www.cybersalt.org/clean-jokes/liberal-headlines
 
"Rock discovered rolled from tomb entrance. Local Grave Workers Union files complaint over performance of unauthorized services by non union member."
 
OR the Conservative Media's take.

Local Tree Hugger feeds a crowd of lazy welfare recipants with fish and bread. They left the park discusing and smelly. The used the park as a bathroom.
 
Jarod said:
OR the Conservative Media's take.

Local Tree Hugger feeds a crowd of lazy welfare recipants with fish and bread. They left the park discusing and smelly. The used the park as a bathroom.
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The conservative media's take would reflect the Bible's.

Nice try ;)
 
Jarod said:
OR the Conservative Media's take.

Local Tree Hugger feeds a crowd of lazy welfare recipants with fish and bread. They left the park discusing and smelly. The used the park as a bathroom.
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Socialist drifter inciting class warfare by preaching the wealthy should give to the poor.
 
LOL...I love how both sides argue about the political ideology of a mythical person.

I maintain that Zeus would vote for Obama, and Mothman would vote for Romney. Any objections?
 
I dont question if Jesus existed, was he any more devine than you or me... I say no.
 
Man decending from heaven, trumpets blaring.... President Obama welcomed this illegal immigrant with no regard for the law.
 
Jarod said:
OR the Conservative Media's take.

Local Tree Hugger feeds a crowd of lazy welfare recipants with fish and bread. They left the park discusing and smelly. The used the park as a bathroom.
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Really lame Jarod; but it does show that you've had a nerve struck. :D
 
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