Interesting email...
Top Ten Reasons To Dislike Mitt
Romney:
1. Drop-dead, collar-ad handsome with
gracious, statesmanlike aura. Looks like every central casting's #1 choice for
Commander-in-Chief.
2. Been married to ONE woman his
entire life, and has been faithful to her, including through her bouts with
breast cancer and MS.
3. No scandals or skeletons in his
closet. (How boring is that?)
4. Can't speak in a fake, southern,
"black preacher voice" when
necessary.
5. Highly intelligent. Graduated cum laude from both Harvard Law School and
Harvard Business School...and by the way,
his academic records are NOT
sealed.
6. Doesn't smoke or drink alcohol,
and has never done drugs, not even in the counter-culture age when he went to
college. Too square for today's
America?
7. Represents an America of
"yesterday", where people believed in God, went to Church, didn't screw around,
worked hard, and became a SUCCESS!
8. Has a family of five great
sons....and none of them have police records or are in drug rehab. But of
course, they were raised by a stay-at-home mom, and that "choice" deserves
America's scorn.
9. Oh yes.....he's a MORMON. We need
to be very afraid of that very strange religion that teaches its members to be
clean-living, patriotic, fiscally conservative, charitable, self-reliant, and
honest.
10. And one more point.....pundits
say because of his wealth, he can't relate to ordinary Americans. I guess that's
because he made that money HIMSELF.....as opposed to marrying it or inheriting
it from Dad. Apparently, he didn't understand that actually working at a job and
earning your own money made you unrelatable to
Americans.
Top Ten Reasons To Dislike Mitt
Romney:
1. Drop-dead, collar-ad handsome with
gracious, statesmanlike aura. Looks like every central casting's #1 choice for
Commander-in-Chief.
2. Been married to ONE woman his
entire life, and has been faithful to her, including through her bouts with
breast cancer and MS.
3. No scandals or skeletons in his
closet. (How boring is that?)
4. Can't speak in a fake, southern,
"black preacher voice" when
necessary.
5. Highly intelligent. Graduated cum laude from both Harvard Law School and
Harvard Business School...and by the way,
his academic records are NOT
sealed.
6. Doesn't smoke or drink alcohol,
and has never done drugs, not even in the counter-culture age when he went to
college. Too square for today's
America?
7. Represents an America of
"yesterday", where people believed in God, went to Church, didn't screw around,
worked hard, and became a SUCCESS!
8. Has a family of five great
sons....and none of them have police records or are in drug rehab. But of
course, they were raised by a stay-at-home mom, and that "choice" deserves
America's scorn.
9. Oh yes.....he's a MORMON. We need
to be very afraid of that very strange religion that teaches its members to be
clean-living, patriotic, fiscally conservative, charitable, self-reliant, and
honest.
10. And one more point.....pundits
say because of his wealth, he can't relate to ordinary Americans. I guess that's
because he made that money HIMSELF.....as opposed to marrying it or inheriting
it from Dad. Apparently, he didn't understand that actually working at a job and
earning your own money made you unrelatable to
Americans.