When I am king I will ban the use of mobile phones completely. Haven't you noticed how many appointments are postponed or delayed because we have these wretched things.
Why cant people simply agree to meet at 7.30 under the clock on Friday and bloody well BE there? There is not longer a requirement to show respect to ones friends and colleagues by being somewhere on time. My own daughter will still be 'doing her nails' or something with just a few minutes to go before meeting someone for dinner half an hour away. 'It's Ok', she will say, 'I'll call him from the taxi!'
Ban 'em. Let's get back to being on time every time.
Not only that but have you ever counted the friggin buttons you have to press to just live? We have four remotes! each with shed loads of buttons. We have entry codes and library cards and several computers and things. We have a air con remote in each room filled with buttons most of which are useless and a remote in each room to control the heaters for the few days a year that they are used. Most of these buttons 'bleep' which makes them even worse. The bus doors bleep, car drivers can no longer reverse without bleeping, the phones all bleep , the fridge bleeps when you have had the door open too long.You get a bleep when someone sends you an email or a WhatsApp, a bleep when you plug a USB into your computer, a bleep when the roast is done in the oven...oh that has buttons too!
It is all so much more convenient, they tell us, than simply saying to your mate, 'I'll see you on Saturday at the pub.'
Yeah, that is really difficult!