Airstrip One
Completely Effed
My future mother-in-law is a JW. That's far above where she started as a devout Pentecostal. They are truly the weirdest of all Christian sects.
HA HA HA HA
Three stories about JW's.
One night, years ago, I was working on my pickup and was covered in oil and grease.
While I'm working, two JW's showed up and wanted to talk to me.
I told them "Sure; but I have to finish fixing the truck and could one of you hold this wrench, from the top, on this bolt, while I crawl underneath and tighten the nut".
They both left.
Another time a man and a women showed up at my house and wanted to talk.
I invited them in and during their discussion; then said that no one could be held responsible for a sin, until they knew it was a sin.
I then said I had a question.
"Did this mean that if Hitler never woke up in the middle of the night and questioned whether he was wrong or not; that he wasn't responsible and would go to Heaven?"
They both left.
Saved the best for last
I wasn't involved in this one.
Two friends of mine were renting a house, before I knew them, and they used to throw some wild ass parties, on Friday nights.
After one memorial Friday night party; there was a knock on the door, Saturday morning.
One of the guys opened the door, BUCK NACKED.
Both of the JWs left and never came back.
/boggle.....have you decided to debate out in left field?....I'm no longer sure what you are actually discussing.....let me refresh your memory.....you attacked Christianity as a source of moral standards, I showed you to be a total idiot.....no, can you get back on track?.....
Wahhh! Atheists state their beliefs firmly in a public forum and you call it berating. Meanwhile, theists knock on other peoples doors, yell obscenities at the grieving and frequently tell non believers they are evil and wish hell upon them.
You guys are bunch of thin skinned pansies. It's not "berating" that is bothering you, it's that you are being challenged. Get used to it dinosaur.
Wahhh! Atheists state their beliefs firmly in a public forum and you call it berating. Meanwhile, theists knock on other peoples doors, yell obscenities at the grieving and frequently tell non believers they are evil and wish hell upon them.
You guys are bunch of thin skinned pansies. It's not "berating" that is bothering you, it's that you are being challenged. Get used to it dinosaur.
so what you're saying is that Chicken Caesar is like a Jehovah's Witness......I can live with that.....
Well...kind of....but then again....we can be too....that was my point.
about some lesson you learned from a naughty movie
This a public forum. I posted a thread.
My future mother-in-law is a JW. That's far above where she started as a devout Pentecostal. They are truly the weirdest of all Christian sects.
Then maybe maybe you should apologize for the false accusation you made against me.
Whatever douchebag, you idiots whine and moan about something you don't believe in so you are the most funny lot, you state your beliefs in what?, i thought atheism wan't a religion, you make me laugh so I will thank you for comic relief!
you will have to speak for yourself....not for me.....
what, calling you an idiot?.....hardly false......
Whatever douchebag, you idiots whine and moan about something you don't believe in so you are the most funny lot, you state your beliefs in what?, i thought atheism wan't a religion, you make me laugh so I will thank you for comic relief!
/facepalm.....
yes it is.....a public forum in which you climbed up on a soapbox and started preaching your religion......do you know what the reaction would have been around here if I started a thread telling everyone about Christianity?.........
Does she know you are Catholic? She must not be hardcore, because they usually stick to their own kind and disown non practicing family.
I had a Supervisor who was JW when I was working in the IT field in the private sector....when 9/11 happened... he would not let us put up any flag, any picture of say... oh crap.. remember the picture of the eagle with the tear coming out of it's eye with the WTC in the background?
Anything like that...it left a little bit of a bad taste in my mouth about JW's. I mean, I forgive him...it's what he believes.... but he forced it on the rest of us. I always remember that....and I will never do that to someone else.