Same-Sex Marriage Hits Red Light in Blue Illinois

[christiefan915]

It's just weird it's like I'm not in the mood. Like I'm a kid not wanting to do something your parents tell you to do but it's freaking sex! But God help the world the day cawacko becomes a daddy.

Good luck Cawacko! And let us know so I can send the baby a Steelers onesie.

 

[cawacko]

maybe her eggs are just refusing due to inherent intellectual incompatibilities? Although she did marry you so that is one blow to my theory. Maybe all your swimmers are still drunk from your years of intoxication.

I kept her drunk until she said yes so she has an excuse for her momentary lapse in judgement. I strongly believe, with no scientific evidence, that a man's swimmers are only strengthened by years of drinking Jack Daniels and Kettle One.

 

[Socrtease]

Good luck Cawacko! And let us know so I can send the baby a Steelers onesie.

At least the kid would have something to shit in.

 

[cawacko]

Good luck Cawacko! And let us know so I can send the baby a Steelers onesie.

I should dislike the post on principle!!! Thank you for the encouragement but there will no Steelers gear in my home! It's bad enough the wife is a Cowboys fan and she's tried to have discussions with me about little Cawacko growing up a Cowboys fan in San Francisco. Yeah right!!! This baby, if it comes, is going to be USC and 49ers all the way!!!!!

 

[christiefan915]

Haha, thank you. For whatever reason children tend to gravitate towards me and I'm good with them. Probably because we are at the same maturity level.

I'm gonna picture you like the guy in the AT&T commercials.

 

[cawacko]

I'm gonna picture you like the guy in the AT&T commercials.

Haha, I've actually thought about that. I'm like 'that's me!'

 

[christiefan915]

Ohhh deal lord... my brother-in-law has been saying we will too!

After she had her woman time of the month I was like 'how is that possible I already impregnated you?!' Haha, well we're three months into so I said must be carrying triplets now.

There's already twins in the family, right?

 

[christiefan915]

I should dislike the post on principle!!! Thank you for the encouragement but there will no Steelers gear in my home! It's bad enough the wife is a Cowboys fan and she's tried to have discussions with me about little Cawacko growing up a Cowboys fan in San Francisco. Yeah right!!! This baby, if it comes, is going to be USC and 49ers all the way!!!!!

Ha, I can make it a onesie with Troy's picture on it then.

 

[cawacko]

There's already twins in the family, right?

Yeah, my sister has them. Does that mean I have a higher chance of having them?

 

[cawacko]

Ha, I can make it a onesie with Troy's picture on it then.

Hmmmmm... you put me in a tough spot on that one. Troy P is the man!

 

[christiefan915]

At least the kid would have something to shit in.

 

[christiefan915]

Yeah, my sister has them. Does that mean I have a higher chance of having them?

Honestly I don't really know. One of my good friends has twins but they ran in her husband's family. That's a good question, is twinnage inherited?

 

[Socrtease]

I should dislike the post on principle!!! Thank you for the encouragement but there will no Steelers gear in my home! It's bad enough the wife is a Cowboys fan and she's tried to have discussions with me about little Cawacko growing up a Cowboys fan in San Francisco. Yeah right!!! This baby, if it comes, is going to be USC and 49ers all the way!!!!!

Going from Cowboys to Trojan onesies is not a vertical move, merely lateral. BUT, if you get a cowboy and a trojan onesie you can have the baby crap on one of them and then cover it up with the other.

 

[cawacko]

Honestly I don't really know. One of my good friends has twins but they ran in her husband's family. That's a good question, is twinnage inherited?

My sister was also on some type of hormone I believe at the time so I don't know what role, if any, that had in her having twins.

 

[tekkychick]

I have the odd split of rooting for both the '49ers and the Chiefs...

but I do agree Cowboys suck!

 

[USFREEDOM911]

Since we're on a roll here I told my wife 'I'm cawacko and my swimmers are strong so this is going to be a one-hitter quitter and you will be pregnant'. I texted her at work the next day and asked if she was showing. Of course with that type of hubris I fully expect it now to take at least a year.

Maybe all the "target practice" you were doing, when you were single, has left you with no ammunition.

 

[christiefan915]

I have the odd split of rooting for both the '49ers and the Chiefs...

but I do agree Cowboys suck!

Not as much as the Cravens.

 

[DamnYankee]

But they have the right to marry. Supreme Court outranks states.

State law sets out requirements for all marriages - such as how old you can be. But they can't deny the right to prisoners.

But they can deny gays, so it "ain't a right" to redefine words.

 

[Socrtease]

I have the odd split of rooting for both the '49ers and the Chiefs...

but I do agree Cowboys suck!

Get rid of that rooting for the 49ers and you can change your name to reallysmartsexyhottekkychick.

 

[tekkychick]

But they can deny gays, so it "ain't a right" to redefine words.

What I said: The supreme court said that even prisoners have a right to marriage.

States cannot block that right.

I was not referring to the right of same sex couples because -duh - the supreme court hasn't ruled on it yet.

Given that mixed race couples and prisoners have a right to marriage, I don't know why the SC would deny it to same sex couples, but they have not yet ruled on it.