<sigh> Did you read #26? Did you read Borowitz's comment?
"Consider Sarah Palin—who, admittedly, is an idiot, but still gets straight-faced praise in some conservative circles. She's a Pentecostal who's sworn to combat "the atrocity of abortion" and decried Obamacare as "the biggest advance of the abortion industry in America." She's also visited the Holy Land, made a cottage industry of "defending our friends in Israel," and told Israelis to stop "apologizing all the time" for doing their thang."
He's talking about the religious angle, not political alliances but Christian Zionism. So if they believe abortion is murder, how can they think Israel will be the spot for the second coming?
"Some Christian
Zionists believe that the "ingathering" of Jews in Israel is a prerequisite for the
Second Coming of Jesus. This belief is primarily, though not exclusively, associated with Christian
Dispensationalism. The idea that Christians should actively support a Jewish return to the Land of Israel, along with the parallel idea that the Jews ought to be encouraged to become Christian, as a means fulfilling a Biblical prophecy has been common in Protestant circles since the Reformation."