Hollywood villain? No, our great grandfather was the very model of moral

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The respectable southern gentleman with a balding head, straggling white beard and a well-filled but slightly shabby suit hardly looks like the whip-wielding monster of plantation legend. Yet this is William Prince Ford, the Louisiana slave master at the heart of 12 Years A Slave, the blockbuster movie currently packing cinemas in Britain and America.

The film, based on the remarkable autobiography of free black American Solomon Northup, who was kidnapped in 1841 and sold into slavery in the Deep South, has been acclaimed as one of the most compelling accounts of the brutal slave era ever made. The issue remains so politically toxic in the US that it took a British director, Steve McQueen, and a British star, Chiwetel Ejiofor, to bring the project to the screen. In the wake of great critical acclaim, both have been nominated for Oscars as part of an extraordinary total of nine nominations.

However, the film also has its critics, who say it ignores the kindness that Ford is known to have displayed towards his slaves and claim that the film-makers are promoting a distorted and simplified version of the truth.


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Thank god a few brave white men are finally taking on the liberal revisionist history that is so one sided and all like "slavery was bad" and then you have to shut up because if you say well there was some bad stuff but... Look the fuck out!

Finally we get to hear about slavery from the white perspective. Thanks brave white dudes!
 
I just bet that you idolise Lenin and Trotsky and maybe even Stalin.

No, actually - I leave that top you camel-fanciers and other grovelling shits. Go and lick Hitler's arse if your friends have preserved it for you behind the high altar.
 
No, actually - I leave that top you camel-fanciers and other grovelling shits. Go and lick Hitler's arse if your friends have preserved it for you behind the high altar.

Don't believe you. I am sure that you just love good old Arthur Scargill.
 
As I pretty much predicted, it is has been dictated that all slave owners were vicious bastards without an ounce of humanity or compassion.
 
As I pretty much predicted, it is has been dictated that all slave owners were vicious bastards without an ounce of humanity or compassion.

At least they've got you Tom. We all have to do our part. Some may decide to be a big brother and help out a fatherless child, others volunteer at food banks, senior homes, VA's, still others may donate to UNICEF to feed a desperate third world child....and a few of us wake up so tormented by the misunderstood plight of the poor slave owner that they vow to dedicate themselves to the repair of their badly misconstrued good intentions.
 
As was discussed earlier, it is just not PC to admit that slave owners were anything other than psychotic bastards.
Well I think we're perfectly aware that many of our founding fathers were slave owners. But hey, a man who buys freed men who were kidnapped is apped to be considered an asshole.
 
This is probably as good a time as any to announce the upcoming release of Tom's second book. That's right, he has written a follow up to his much ballyhooed but barely noticed Debut novel: Memoirs of a Message Board Washwoman.

The novel, whose working title is "Slavery: bad or just a case of blackie whining with an amen hallelujah from the feminazi chorus?", (yeah yeah hes working on that, suggestions welcome) will question the liberal dogma which states that slavery was bad, and delves into the real lives of numerous happy blackies singing and afrolicking across America's plantations.

Available for preorder next week in the JPP online store! Hurry, these will go fast!
 
Well I think we're perfectly aware that many of our founding fathers were slave owners. But hey, a man who buys freed men who were kidnapped is apped to be considered an asshole.


But as has been pointed out many times, to interpret events in history you have to immerse yourself in those times and refrain from judging using modern values and social mores. It was also a legal practice in those times which often seems to be forgotten. As the article states slaves were valuable commodities and as such it didn't make commercial sense to mistreat them.
 
But as has been pointed out many times, to interpret events in history you have to immerse yourself in those times and refrain from judging using modern values and social mores. It was also a legal practice in those times which often seems to be forgotten. As the article states slaves were valuable commodities and as such it didn't make commercial sense to mistreat them.


They were often given treats!
 
As I pretty much predicted, it is has been dictated that all slave owners were vicious bastards without an ounce of humanity or compassion.

no worse than any other hollywood fiction. Its as much an issue with the culture as it is the producers. of course I think that hollywood has a huge impact on our culture and is responsible for the fallacies that plague feminism the third. amoung other things
 
This is probably as good a time as any to announce the upcoming release of Tom's second book. That's right, he has written a follow up to his much ballyhooed but barely noticed Debut novel: Memoirs of a Message Board Washwoman.

The novel, whose working title is "Slavery: bad or just a case of blackie whining with an amen hallelujah from the feminazi chorus?", (yeah yeah hes working on that, suggestions welcome) will question the liberal dogma which states that slavery was bad, and delves into the real lives of numerous happy blackies singing and afrolicking across America's plantations.

Available for preorder next week in the JPP online store! Hurry, these will go fast!

Well, so far I've received two anonymous suggestions for the contest "Name Tom's Book & Win a Plantation Tour".

One of them suggested a, what I really believe is a physically impossible act and definitely an unpublishable one, be performed upon said author. I scolded the writer and sent them packing. The second anonymous suggestion was:

Slavery HUH!
What was it good for!
Absolutely Somethin!

So, that's all we have now. Will keep updating as new contestants send their entries.
 
Uncle Tom's Cabin Was at Least a Roof Over His Head

Or

Life Among the Lowly Really Wasn't As Bad As Some May Have Made You Think
 
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