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An Ohio couple found naked and drunk in their car was arrested, but the boyfriend swore he had a valid excuse for the nude excursion.
“‘When the mood hits’ you have to find a place to park,” Glenn Mcie told police, just after cops found him knocked out naked from the waist down on top his completely nude girlfriend.
Officers spotted the couple passed out inside a Jeep parked in a handicapped space at about 2:15 a.m.
Mcie's lover, Shannon Mulcahy, responded to cops' orders to get dressed by yelling, “fuck you guys” out the window.
Police said Mcie reeked of alcohol and was stumbling in both his steps and his sentences.
Mcie was arrested for drunk driving, and had to be forced into the police car, where he started banging his head on the car window.
Mulcahy finally got dressed, then began yelling and cursing at the officers again.
“Most of what she said was not understandable or made no sense since she was so intoxicated,” the arrest affidavit read.
Cops found an open mason jar of moonshine in the back seat of the car, and also determined the couple had just left a nearby bar.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ohio-couple-busted-naked-car-told-police-mood-hit-article-1.2618236