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Get over yourself.
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Twenty Million Witnesses Come Forward Claiming They Saw Kavanaugh Lie Under Oath
By Andy Borowitz
1:13 P.M.
Photograph by Saul Loeb / Bloomberg / Getty
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—As the F.B.I. hurries to complete its supplemental background check of the Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh, twenty million witnesses have come forward claiming that they saw Kavanaugh lie under oath.
According to the witnesses, they can remember the place where they saw Kavanaugh lie, a hearing room in the United States Senate, and the exact date and time, this past Thursday afternoon.
Despite the striking similarity of their stories, the twenty million witnesses to Kavanaugh’s mendacity said that they were having trouble getting in touch with the F.B.I., even though lying to the Senate is a federal crime and thus within the Bureau’s jurisdiction.
“I called my local F.B.I. office and was told to call the Bureau’s toll-free tip line,” Harland Dorrinson, a resident of Toledo, Ohio, said. “I did that, but the mailbox for Kavanaugh tips was full.”
Carol Foyler, a Mobile, Alabama, resident who said that she, too, witnessed Kavanaugh lie under oath, expressed frustration at the artificial deadline of the F.B.I.’s probe. “One week is not nearly enough time to interview twenty million people,” she said.
In Washington, Senator Lindsey Graham furiously rejected the witnesses’ version of events, arguing, “This is a classic case of he-said/twenty million said.”
“If lying in the United States Senate is a crime, none of us is safe,” Graham added.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/bor...rd-claiming-they-saw-kavanaugh-lie-under-oath
Twenty Million Witnesses Come Forward Claiming They Saw Kavanaugh Lie Under Oath
By Andy Borowitz
1:13 P.M.
Photograph by Saul Loeb / Bloomberg / Getty
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—As the F.B.I. hurries to complete its supplemental background check of the Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh, twenty million witnesses have come forward claiming that they saw Kavanaugh lie under oath.
According to the witnesses, they can remember the place where they saw Kavanaugh lie, a hearing room in the United States Senate, and the exact date and time, this past Thursday afternoon.
Despite the striking similarity of their stories, the twenty million witnesses to Kavanaugh’s mendacity said that they were having trouble getting in touch with the F.B.I., even though lying to the Senate is a federal crime and thus within the Bureau’s jurisdiction.
“I called my local F.B.I. office and was told to call the Bureau’s toll-free tip line,” Harland Dorrinson, a resident of Toledo, Ohio, said. “I did that, but the mailbox for Kavanaugh tips was full.”
Carol Foyler, a Mobile, Alabama, resident who said that she, too, witnessed Kavanaugh lie under oath, expressed frustration at the artificial deadline of the F.B.I.’s probe. “One week is not nearly enough time to interview twenty million people,” she said.
In Washington, Senator Lindsey Graham furiously rejected the witnesses’ version of events, arguing, “This is a classic case of he-said/twenty million said.”
“If lying in the United States Senate is a crime, none of us is safe,” Graham added.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/bor...rd-claiming-they-saw-kavanaugh-lie-under-oath
If you are one of the people that said Michelle Obama was a secret transvestite, or gave credence to the slander that Obama had a fake birth certificate, that Hillary ran a sex trafficking ring out of a pizza parlor, if you stood on the sideline cheering for Hillary go to prison -- you do not have a leg to stand on, and you are never, ever allowed to complain about false accusations.
So says the man hater ....
Fentoine Lum
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It's a gotdamn shame, we used to be able to burn bitches at the stake.
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jimmymccready
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The alt right are a bunch of loonies.
If you are one of the people that said Michelle Obama was a secret transvestite, or gave credence to the slander that Obama had a fake birth certificate, that Hillary ran a sex trafficking ring out of a pizza parlor, if you stood on the sideline cheering for Hillary go to prison -- you do not have a leg to stand on, and you are never, ever allowed to complain about false accusations.
I am pretty sure none of that unmedicated psychobabble has anything to do with this thread.
Just saying .....
Superfreak
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If you are one of the people that said Michelle Obama was a secret transvestite, or gave credence to the slander that Obama had a fake birth certificate, that Hillary ran a sex trafficking ring out of a pizza parlor, if you stood on the sideline cheering for Hillary go to prison -- you do not have a leg to stand on, and you are never, ever allowed to complain about false accusations.
Oh look, the little misogynistic leg humping rape apologist is upset again.
Fentoine Lum
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That's ok, the thread has nothing to do with anything.
No one was burned at the stake in America you dumb fvck.
Nothing that you Fascist Leftist are willing to recognize, you mean.
That's right. Merely hanged. A lot better.
'Corroboration needed': Kavanaugh opponents scrambled to define 'devil's triangle' before hearing
by Philip Wegmann
| September 29, 2018 09:13 PM
The subject line of the email was “corroboration needed.” It came the day before Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh sat before the Senate Judiciary Committee to address allegations of sexual assault.
Andrea Caputo Rose, executive of a Washington, D.C.,-based legal recruiting firm called Rose Legal Search, was scrambling to find someone to corroborate the meaning of certain entries in Kavanaugh’s high school yearbook. Anyone who could confirm the salacious meaning, Rose wrote in an email obtained by the Washington Examiner, should contact Debra Katz, the lawyer of one of Kavanaugh’s accusers.
“Debra Katz needs to find people who are familiar with what the slang terms used by Brett Kavanaugh in his yearbook page meant - such as FFFF - Devil's Triangle - and Renate Alumnus,” Rose wrote. “If you can speak to any of these and are willing to sign an affidavit, please contact her at [redacted] and [redacted].”
Rose did not responded to numerous requests for comment. A spokeswoman for Katz told the Washington Examiner that "Debra Katz did not know about this email or its contents before Ms. Rose sent it, and did not ask for it to be sent."
Ford, who was accompanied by Katz and who testified in the Senate Judiciary Committee Thursday, has accused Kavanaugh of sexual assault while the two were in high school. Michael Avenatti, the lawyer of a third woman accusing Kavanaugh of sexual misconduct, has asserted that the yearbook entries suggest sexual misconduct untoward a Supreme Court justice.
“In regard to Julie Swetnick, whose allegations of drugging and gang ("train") rape just came out through Michael Avenatti today, please also let me or Debra Katz know if you can [corroborate] any of her allegations,” Rose wrote. “Time is criticial [sic] if you have information and do not want to see Brett Kavanaugh sit on the Supreme Court for the next 40 years.”
Corroboration, it seems, was not obtained in time. But that didn’t stop Senate Democrats from probing the adolescent mind of Kavanaugh during the confirmation hearing.
What does the yearbook entry referring to “Devil’s Triangle” mean? Does it refer to a threesome, wondered Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse, D-R.I.,:
Whitehouse: "Devil's triangle?"
Kavanaugh: "Drinking game."
Whitehouse: "How's it played?"
Kavanaugh” "Three glasses in a triangle."
Whitehouse: "And?"
Kavanaugh: "Have you ever played quarters?"
Whitehouse: "No."
Kavanaugh: "OK. It's a quarters game."
What about the Fourth of July entry spelled with multiple letter Fs, Whitehouse wondered next. "And there are, like, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven F's in front of the Fourth of July," the senator noted. "What does that signify, if anything?"
"One of our friends, Squi, when he said the F word starting at a young age, had kind of a wind-up to the F word. Kind of a 'FFFF,'" Kavanaugh explained to the greatest deliberative body on Earth.
"And then, the word would come out," Kavanaugh continued. "And when we were 15, we thought that was funny. And it became an inside joke for the — how he would say, 'FFFF' — and I won't repeat it here. For the F word."
Those are the answers provided by Kavanaugh under oath, under threat of perjury, before the Senate. The nominee says what he wrote in his yearbook was the product of youthful indiscretion, not sexual misconduct. Meanwhile, opponents of his nomination continue to search for someone who can discover or corroborate more sinister definitions.
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/...bled-to-define-devils-triangle-before-hearing
At least more historically accurate.
Teflon Don
I'm back baby
Isn’t it odd that Katz didn’t put out a clarion call for finding the person who drove Ballsy home?
That would seem more relevant to her client than what Avanatti is doing.
Oh I don’t expect liberals to agree
That would seem more relevant to her client than what Avanatti is doing.
Oh I don’t expect liberals to agree
Teflon Don
I'm back baby
'Corroboration needed': Kavanaugh opponents scrambled to define 'devil's triangle' before hearing
by Philip Wegmann
| September 29, 2018 09:13 PM
The subject line of the email was “corroboration needed.” It came the day before Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh sat before the Senate Judiciary Committee to address allegations of sexual assault.
Andrea Caputo Rose, executive of a Washington, D.C.,-based legal recruiting firm called Rose Legal Search, was scrambling to find someone to corroborate the meaning of certain entries in Kavanaugh’s high school yearbook. Anyone who could confirm the salacious meaning, Rose wrote in an email obtained by the Washington Examiner, should contact Debra Katz, the lawyer of one of Kavanaugh’s accusers.
“Debra Katz needs to find people who are familiar with what the slang terms used by Brett Kavanaugh in his yearbook page meant - such as FFFF - Devil's Triangle - and Renate Alumnus,” Rose wrote. “If you can speak to any of these and are willing to sign an affidavit, please contact her at [redacted] and [redacted].”
Rose did not responded to numerous requests for comment. A spokeswoman for Katz told the Washington Examiner that "Debra Katz did not know about this email or its contents before Ms. Rose sent it, and did not ask for it to be sent."
Ford, who was accompanied by Katz and who testified in the Senate Judiciary Committee Thursday, has accused Kavanaugh of sexual assault while the two were in high school. Michael Avenatti, the lawyer of a third woman accusing Kavanaugh of sexual misconduct, has asserted that the yearbook entries suggest sexual misconduct untoward a Supreme Court justice.
“In regard to Julie Swetnick, whose allegations of drugging and gang ("train") rape just came out through Michael Avenatti today, please also let me or Debra Katz know if you can [corroborate] any of her allegations,” Rose wrote. “Time is criticial [sic] if you have information and do not want to see Brett Kavanaugh sit on the Supreme Court for the next 40 years.”
Corroboration, it seems, was not obtained in time. But that didn’t stop Senate Democrats from probing the adolescent mind of Kavanaugh during the confirmation hearing.
What does the yearbook entry referring to “Devil’s Triangle” mean? Does it refer to a threesome, wondered Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse, D-R.I.,:
Whitehouse: "Devil's triangle?"
Kavanaugh: "Drinking game."
Whitehouse: "How's it played?"
Kavanaugh” "Three glasses in a triangle."
Whitehouse: "And?"
Kavanaugh: "Have you ever played quarters?"
Whitehouse: "No."
Kavanaugh: "OK. It's a quarters game."
What about the Fourth of July entry spelled with multiple letter Fs, Whitehouse wondered next. "And there are, like, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven F's in front of the Fourth of July," the senator noted. "What does that signify, if anything?"
"One of our friends, Squi, when he said the F word starting at a young age, had kind of a wind-up to the F word. Kind of a 'FFFF,'" Kavanaugh explained to the greatest deliberative body on Earth.
"And then, the word would come out," Kavanaugh continued. "And when we were 15, we thought that was funny. And it became an inside joke for the — how he would say, 'FFFF' — and I won't repeat it here. For the F word."
Those are the answers provided by Kavanaugh under oath, under threat of perjury, before the Senate. The nominee says what he wrote in his yearbook was the product of youthful indiscretion, not sexual misconduct. Meanwhile, opponents of his nomination continue to search for someone who can discover or corroborate more sinister definitions.
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/...bled-to-define-devils-triangle-before-hearing
How the hell did Whitehouse never play quarters? Was he such a goober he never was invited to a party?
Maybe he is jealous of Kavanaugh who has accomplished more than those democrat Senators combined.
Mott the Hoople
Sweet Jane
Why did you do it Red? Why did you take my Dolly out behind my back and shag her? Now I’m going to have to put her down and make a cardigan sweater out of her you back door mother fucker.
Any Leftist willing to "Bear False Witness Against Thy Neighbor" need immediately to apply.
USFREEDOM911
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
'Corroboration needed': Kavanaugh opponents scrambled to define 'devil's triangle' before hearing
by Philip Wegmann
| September 29, 2018 09:13 PM
The subject line of the email was “corroboration needed.” It came the day before Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh sat before the Senate Judiciary Committee to address allegations of sexual assault.
Andrea Caputo Rose, executive of a Washington, D.C.,-based legal recruiting firm called Rose Legal Search, was scrambling to find someone to corroborate the meaning of certain entries in Kavanaugh’s high school yearbook. Anyone who could confirm the salacious meaning, Rose wrote in an email obtained by the Washington Examiner, should contact Debra Katz, the lawyer of one of Kavanaugh’s accusers.
“Debra Katz needs to find people who are familiar with what the slang terms used by Brett Kavanaugh in his yearbook page meant - such as FFFF - Devil's Triangle - and Renate Alumnus,” Rose wrote. “If you can speak to any of these and are willing to sign an affidavit, please contact her at [redacted] and [redacted].”
Rose did not responded to numerous requests for comment. A spokeswoman for Katz told the Washington Examiner that "Debra Katz did not know about this email or its contents before Ms. Rose sent it, and did not ask for it to be sent."
Ford, who was accompanied by Katz and who testified in the Senate Judiciary Committee Thursday, has accused Kavanaugh of sexual assault while the two were in high school. Michael Avenatti, the lawyer of a third woman accusing Kavanaugh of sexual misconduct, has asserted that the yearbook entries suggest sexual misconduct untoward a Supreme Court justice.
“In regard to Julie Swetnick, whose allegations of drugging and gang ("train") rape just came out through Michael Avenatti today, please also let me or Debra Katz know if you can [corroborate] any of her allegations,” Rose wrote. “Time is criticial [sic] if you have information and do not want to see Brett Kavanaugh sit on the Supreme Court for the next 40 years.”
Corroboration, it seems, was not obtained in time. But that didn’t stop Senate Democrats from probing the adolescent mind of Kavanaugh during the confirmation hearing.
What does the yearbook entry referring to “Devil’s Triangle” mean? Does it refer to a threesome, wondered Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse, D-R.I.,:
Whitehouse: "Devil's triangle?"
Kavanaugh: "Drinking game."
Whitehouse: "How's it played?"
Kavanaugh” "Three glasses in a triangle."
Whitehouse: "And?"
Kavanaugh: "Have you ever played quarters?"
Whitehouse: "No."
Kavanaugh: "OK. It's a quarters game."
What about the Fourth of July entry spelled with multiple letter Fs, Whitehouse wondered next. "And there are, like, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven F's in front of the Fourth of July," the senator noted. "What does that signify, if anything?"
"One of our friends, Squi, when he said the F word starting at a young age, had kind of a wind-up to the F word. Kind of a 'FFFF,'" Kavanaugh explained to the greatest deliberative body on Earth.
"And then, the word would come out," Kavanaugh continued. "And when we were 15, we thought that was funny. And it became an inside joke for the — how he would say, 'FFFF' — and I won't repeat it here. For the F word."
Those are the answers provided by Kavanaugh under oath, under threat of perjury, before the Senate. The nominee says what he wrote in his yearbook was the product of youthful indiscretion, not sexual misconduct. Meanwhile, opponents of his nomination continue to search for someone who can discover or corroborate more sinister definitions.
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/...bled-to-define-devils-triangle-before-hearing
Odd how liberals think something that had one meaning, in the 60's or 70's, have the same meaning now.
