Republicans Defend Trump's Decision to Give Putin Office Space at White House

[reagansghost]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a sign that Donald J. Trump’s control over the Republican Party is now complete, congressional Republicans on Thursday defended his decision to give the Russian President Vladimir Putin office space at the White House.

A newly emboldened Trump told reporters that he had furnished Putin with a corner-office suite and secretarial staff to use whenever the Russian President is in town. “He says he plans to be here more and more,” Trump said.

Putin, who moved file boxes into his new office on Thursday afternoon, said he looks forward to many productive hours at the White House with few, if any, interruptions.

“At the Kremlin, people are always sticking their heads in my office, asking me questions,” he said. “President Trump just spends all day watching TV.”

At the U.S. Senate, a visibly angry Senator Lindsey Graham called allegations that there was anything improper about Trump giving office space to Putin “totally unfair, disgusting, and vile.”

“Vladimir Putin has worked harder to run the U.S. government than all of the Democrats in Congress put together,” Graham said.


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[Noking]

Trump must be relying on Putin for help to win the next election, he's got nothing else left, his dirt scheme from the Ukraine just imploded.

 

[reagansghost]

this is an outrage!

 

[Cinnabar]

this is an outrage!

We have to PEACEABLY get rid of him already. He has got to be removed from office as I cannot imagine any actual uncorrupted patriotic representative allowing this to really happen.

It's parody! But I would not it passed the orange turd.

 

[Centerleftfl]

Trump must be relying on Putin for help to win the next election, he's got nothing else left, his dirt scheme from the Ukraine just imploded.

Anyone remember the piece of CHINESE sculpture that was to be given as a gift, something outside and artsy, as I remember. I think they were going to put it near or on the grounds of one of the DC, not so obvious landmarks, but nearer the WHITE HOUSE. Maybe the Arboretum.

It was awhile back, don't remember the exact details but that was the gist! Trump might have well accepted it. Especially if it was shiny and gold.

 

[Centerleftfl]

Anyone remember the piece of CHINESE sculpture that was to be given as a gift, something outside and artsy, as I remember. I think they were going to put it near or on the grounds of one of the DC, not so obvious landmarks, but nearer the WHITE HOUSE. Maybe the Arboretum.

It was awhile back, don't remember the exact details but that was the gist! Trump might have well accepted it. Especially if it was shiny and gold.