The Anti-Greta

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Poll Finds Most People Would Rather Be Annihilated By Giant Tidal Wave Than Continue To Be Lectured By Climate Change Activists

U.S.—A new study found that most people would rather be annihilated by a giant tidal wave caused by climate change than continue to be lectured by climate change activists.


Study participants were given the option of having the earth flooded by massive tidal waves or listening to virtue-signaling, smarmy lectures by environmentalists for the next decade. Over 87% of respondents selected, "Bring on the tidal wave." A few people said they'd rather take the lectures, but after hearing a few minutes of the lectures, quickly changed their minds. Several respondents rushed straight to the ocean, arms outstretched, and asked the sea to take us all.

"Come, sweet death," one man scrawled on the survey response form after hearing just 30 seconds of a Greta Thunberg lecture. "O, sweet release that ends my suffering on this mortal plane! Embrace me in your salty arms, great wave of destiny."

"Honestly, between Greta and the climate change, I'll take the climate change," said one man in Minnesota. "Heck, it's Minnesota, don't ya know. We could use a little warming. But even if it turns out to be catastrophic -- I'll take the tidal wave."

Fires, floods, earthquakes, volcanoes, and bees also polled higher than the activists.

https://babylonbee.com/news/poll-fi...ue-to-be-lectured-by-climate-change-activists
 
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Poll Finds Most People Would Rather Be Annihilated By Giant Tidal Wave Than Continue To Be Lectured By Climate Change Activists

U.S.—A new study found that most people would rather be annihilated by a giant tidal wave caused by climate change than continue to be lectured by climate change activists.


Study participants were given the option of having the earth flooded by massive tidal waves or listening to virtue-signaling, smarmy lectures by environmentalists for the next decade. Over 87% of respondents selected, "Bring on the tidal wave." A few people said they'd rather take the lectures, but after hearing a few minutes of the lectures, quickly changed their minds. Several respondents rushed straight to the ocean, arms outstretched, and asked the sea to take us all.

"Come, sweet death," one man scrawled on the survey response form after hearing just 30 seconds of a Greta Thunberg lecture. "O, sweet release that ends my suffering on this mortal plane! Embrace me in your salty arms, great wave of destiny."

"Honestly, between Greta and the climate change, I'll take the climate change," said one man in Minnesota. "Heck, it's Minnesota, don't ya know. We could use a little warming. But even if it turns out to be catastrophic -- I'll take the tidal wave."

Fires, floods, earthquakes, volcanoes, and bees also polled higher than the activists.

https://babylonbee.com/news/poll-fi...ue-to-be-lectured-by-climate-change-activists

lol
 
It's refreshing to see somebody around the same age as Ms. Funbags talking sense, she should be at Madrid at Copout 25. Let's see what the progressives have to say when presented with a young woman who hasn't been programmed to spout horseshit.


Young Thais battle seniority culture to raise climate awareness

The young pair are often said to be Thailand’s version of Greta Thunberg, the teenage Swedish activist who has inspired other children worldwide to skip school and demonstrate in the streets about the need to halt global warming and its impacts.

Its capital Bangkok, built on the flood-plains of the Chao Phraya River, is expected to be among the urban areas hit hardest as the climate heats up.

Nearly 40% of Bangkok may be inundated each year as soon as 2030 due to more extreme rainfall, according to the World Bank.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-...ture-to-raise-climate-awareness-idUSKBN1X402R
 
Young Thais battle seniority culture to raise climate awareness

The young pair are often said to be Thailand’s version of Greta Thunberg, the teenage Swedish activist who has inspired other children worldwide to skip school and demonstrate in the streets about the need to halt global warming and its impacts.

Its capital Bangkok, built on the flood-plains of the Chao Phraya River, is expected to be among the urban areas hit hardest as the climate heats up.

Nearly 40% of Bangkok may be inundated each year as soon as 2030 due to more extreme rainfall, according to the World Bank.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-...ture-to-raise-climate-awareness-idUSKBN1X402R

Fucking fool, there hasn't been enough rainfall this year on the Eastern seaboard. The reservoirs in Chonburi are only 35-40% full!!
 
You're not still here pimping your twatish ' anti-progress ' shite are you , maggot ? Shouldn't be off trading your domestic refrigeration stock ?

Haw, haw.............................haw.
 
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You still trying to pump this ' Anti-Greta ' shit, maggot ? That in itself is conceding defeat, you poor old brain-crippled sod.
Go kick a refugee.


Haw, haw.................haw.
 
“The challenges many people face today may be different to those once faced by my generation, but I have been struck by how new generations have brought a similar sense of purpose to issues such as protecting our environment and our climate.”

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/dec/25/royal-family-attends-christmas-day-service


Quite right, Your Queenship- now could you chuck maggot into the Tower of London and give the forum a break from his anti-climate excrement ?


Haw, haw...........haw.
 
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