Woman Sets Man's Genitals On Fire

What a painful way to die. She should have just cut it off and threw out the window of a moving vehicle. That always turns out better for everyone/.
 
she should have just left him and acknowledged her mistake in investing her love with him in the first place.
 
Chloe said:
she should have just left him and acknowledged her mistake in investing her love with him in the first place.
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That is always the best answer. But its never as easy as it sounds. We always stay too long.
 
Darla said:
It's from Tiana. You know how she is. She forces her bf to watch movies about vaginas with teeth for God sakes.

But, I have the rep as the manhater! Madone.
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Sounds like a South Park episode! Vagina with teeth, scary!
 
Socrtease said:
That woman needs to be punished with an enema bag, the same solvent and a long fuse.
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Jeesuz gawd, how long does it take you to think of these things. I am not capable of thinking up these types of torture. It amazes me.
 
froggie said:
I know, I thought I had seen all the really bad horror movies!
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Thats why I love horror movies. A good horror movie is very entertaining. But a bad horror movie is entertaining too.

A bad comedy or bad drama is just a bad movie.
 
Chloe said:
she should have just left him and acknowledged her mistake in investing her love with him in the first place.
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Yes. But she opted for door #2, setting his dick and balls on fire. She's a sick nutcase that needs to never again see the light of day. There is no comedy in this.
 
Poor guy, I decided I'd write a theme song for him, from the Doors big hit "Light My Fire"

You know that if I would be untrue,
You know that if I would be a liar,
If I was to betray you,
Girl, now go and get that lighter.

Come on, baby, light me on fire,
Come on, baby, light me on fire.
Try to do a weenieroast with fire.

The time to hesitate is through,
No time to wallow in the mire,
Fry now, weenie can only lose,
And our love become a funeral pyre.

Come on, baby, light me on fire,
Come on, baby, light me on fire.
Fry my pet tonight on fire. Yeah!

The time to hesitate is through,
No time to wallow in the mire,
Fry now weenie can only lose,
And our love become a funeral pyre.

Come on, baby, light me on fire,
Come on, baby, light me on fire.
Try to set the manly sight on fire. Yeah!

You know that if I would be untrue,
You know that if I would be a liar,
If I was to play on you,
Girl, we need a big igniter.

Come on, baby, light me on fire,
Come on, baby, light me on fire.
Try to set the sight on fire,
Try to set the sight on fire,
Try to set the sight on fire,
Try to set the sight on fire.
 
Beefy said:
Yes. But she opted for door #2, setting his dick and balls on fire. She's a sick nutcase that needs to never again see the light of day. There is no comedy in this.
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she should be shot or electrocuted until her eyeballs pop out
 
Solitary said:
Thats why I love horror movies. A good horror movie is very entertaining. But a bad horror movie is entertaining too.

A bad comedy or bad drama is just a bad movie.
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That depends, sometimes the comedy is so bad the film becomes a parody of itself.
 
Beefy said:
Yes. But she opted for door #2, setting his dick and balls on fire. She's a sick nutcase that needs to never again see the light of day. There is no comedy in this.
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You're right. I should totally stop laughing whenever I read this this thread.
 
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