Senator Al Franken!

Southern Man said:
Amazing what disgusting sexual perversions gays can come up with: anal sex followed by sucking the semen from the anus followed by transferring it into the mouth. No wonder God invented the AIDS virus. *shrug*
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Said the man as he whacked off reading Wikipedia
 
WinterBorn said:
Please tell us that you do not actually believe that God invented HIV to punish gays?
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Oh fuck sake you KNOW he does. But no one can explain why it is Lesbians have the lowest rate of HIV infection. They must be gods chosen people, led from the desert of Cocknballs in to the fertile valley Punnany.
 
Socrtease said:
Oh fuck sake you KNOW he does. But no one can explain why it is Lesbians have the lowest rate of HIV infection. They must be gods chosen people, led from the desert of Cocknballs in to the fertile valley Punnany.
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If God invented AIDS to punish Gay people...
Who did he invent hart desease to punish?
 
Southern Man said:
No, He invented it to kill them.
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He kind of missed the mark, then, because it kills plenty of hetero's as well.

I'm sure he'll get it right if he just keeps at it, though. Maybe he should think about removing homosexual urges at the point of birth, instead of addressing it after the fact?
 
Onceler said:
He kind of missed the mark, then, because it kills plenty of hetero's as well.

I'm sure he'll get it right if he just keeps at it, though. Maybe he should think about removing homosexual urges at the point of birth, instead of addressing it after the fact?
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He gave man Free Will.

BTW, it stands for: Anal Intercourse Disease Syndrome.
 
It's hard to imagine a being that is timeless, all powerful & all knowing, who essentially has been caretaker for the universe for 10 billion + years, sitting around thinking of ways he can off homosexuals....
 
charver said:
How many of your priests has it claimed?
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LOL!!

He conveniently ignores the fact that lesbians have some of the lowest incidences of HIV infections.

If you truly believ that God invented a virus just to kill gay men, then you are a big part of what people hate about conservatives and religion. The idea that a loving God would cause so much pain and suffering in the lives of the innocent just to punish a select few is insane.

Only a true idiot could believe such hateful bullshit.
 
Onceler said:
It's hard to imagine a being that is timeless, all powerful & all knowing, who essentially has been caretaker for the universe for 10 billion + years, sitting around thinking of ways he can off homosexuals....
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To be fair to the Lord he does sometime relieve the boredom by turning his attention to producing deformed babies and suchlike.

The thalidomide years were a hoot. Cracked the angels up a treat that one did.
 
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