Chicago's mayor goes batshit crazy

[T. A. Gardner]

Would the new nations have an alliance or would there be a cold war between them?

It'd be more of a food fight. One would have over-populated shithole cities full of indigent leeches on society, the other would have--among other things--all the farms...

 

[Hawkeye10]

I spent so much time in Chicago as a kid/teen that it almost felt like home. In fact many now consider Rockford to be a suburb of Chicago. My wife likes to tell the story of one of our dates when I took her for a day riding around on the CTA, getting off at various spots so that I could show her stuff, not all tourist attractions either. She tells that narrative of me being a transit geek, but the reality was so much more than that.

What has happened to Chicago brings me great sadness.

 

[archives]

It'd be more of a food fight. One would have over-populated shithole cities full of indigent leeches on society, the other would have--among other things--all the farms...

That's perfect, all the farms, good luck with that one, and last I noticed, America was never defined by all the farms, there ain't a whole lot of people booking trips to Kansas to see all the farms

 

[AProudLefty]

It could be a duplex. We're already divided.

Sorry my bad. It's actually a quadplex.

Democrats/Independents/Trumpians/Republicans
Liberals/Moderates/Trumpkins/Conservatives

 

[anonymoose]

Actually it's a triplex.

Oh really? Who is occupying the third?

 

[T. A. Gardner]

That's perfect, all the farms, good luck with that one, and last I noticed, America was never defined by all the farms, there ain't a whole lot of people booking trips to Kansas to see all the farms

Good luck growing all the food you and everyone on the block needs in an urban garden...

 

[AProudLefty]

Oh really? Who is occupying the third?

See above.

 

[anonymoose]

It'd be more of a food fight. One would have over-populated shithole cities full of indigent leeches on society, the other would have--among other things--all the farms...

I think the farms would win that one.

 

[archives]

Sorry my bad. It's actually a quadplex.

Democrats/Independents/Trumpians/Republicans
Liberals/Moderates/Trumpkins/Conservatives

How's this one, the NorthEast, West Coast, SEC States, and all the rest

 

[T. A. Gardner]

Actually it's a triplex.

Would that be a menage de trois...

 

[archives]

I think the farms would win that one.

Yeah, right, till all the people on them there farms have to go to the others to find work

 

[anonymoose]

Sorry my bad. It's actually a quadplex.

Democrats/Independents/Trumpians/Republicans
Liberals/Moderates/Trumpkins/Conservatives

I'm an extremist Libertarian. Guess I'd be homeless.

 

[archives]

Good luck growing all the food you and everyone on the block needs in an urban garden...

Nah, every State has rural areas, besides, with the capital in those cities, they can buy what they need from overseas

 

[AProudLefty]

Would that be a menage de trois...

For Green Woman it is.

AOC, Harris and Greene.

 

[AProudLefty]

I'm an extremist Libertarian. Guess I'd be homeless.

Quinplex it is then.

 

[T. A. Gardner]

Quinplex it is then.

Well this is the internet so maybe it's a Googleplex...

 

[AProudLefty]

Well this is the internet so maybe it's a Googleplex...

I didn't realize we're that infinitely divided.

 

[ExpressLane]

It's not standing up too well now.

We need to go from a house divided to at least two different united houses.

The Cowboys kicked the Patriots ass

 

[NiftyNiblick]

Just out of curiosity, what would be the three?

That would depend on which side stayed and which side left.

 

[NiftyNiblick]

Would the new nations have an alliance or would there be a cold war between them?

There's no need for a cold war if we're not writing one another's laws and tax codes. But who knows for sure?