Cellphone Use while driving - withheld data

Today I drove from Seattle to Olympia with a 30 oz. Mt. Dew in my hand. My cell phone sat motionless to my side. Of course, if it would have rang, I would have set the pop down and answered it. I don't give a fuck what you leftist Nazis say about cell phones. OTOH could your lousy-ass driving "skillz" have something to do with it?

Why don't you people just go kill yourselves already? I'm tired of having to take a right-hand turn, due to a mindless road barrier being constructed, thus preventing a tricky unprotected left-hand turn as a result of inferior drivers getting into accidents, also. But of course, you leftists are all about protection, aren't you? Planned Automobile, anyone?
I feel the same way about drinking and driving. Couldn't just be all those OTHER people's lousy driving skillz while intoxicated? I mean, I know I drive fine after a few drinks. I am more relaxed, I swerve most of the time anyway so it is easy to swerve and miss real obstacles. I just wish these Nazi's from MADD would go to hell and leave us responsible drinkers that drive alone.
 
This reminds me of the story of the little 80 yr old lady that drove to Miami in her old caddy with a honk if you love jesus sticker on the bumper.

After some driving around in the city she decided every other driver in town loved Jesus.
 
I feel the same way about drinking and driving. Couldn't just be all those OTHER people's lousy driving skillz while intoxicated? I mean, I know I drive fine after a few drinks. I am more relaxed, I swerve most of the time anyway so it is easy to swerve and miss real obstacles. I just wish these Nazi's from MADD would go to hell and leave us responsible drinkers that drive alone.

You must spread some reputation around before giving it to Socrtease again.

Yours was to be my next comment on the matter; you beat me to it.
 
Interesting that this has been going on since 2002 or earlier and it is finally released after Bush leaves office.
 
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