Arizona murderers leave prostitute outside in cage to die

WinterBorn said:
I was trying to stay away from the REAL insults, like talking about you being an Ohio State fan. lol
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I know what you mean. I have a brother and a sister. My sister is a good gal. She's married to some red neck that's a Jeff Gordon fan. My brother is presently in the State Penn. He's doing 15 years for running over a cop when he was being pursued after an armed robbery he committed.

Can you understand how embarrassing it was for me when I first got engaged to have to tell my fiance that my sister married a Jeff Gordon fan?
 
Mott the Hoople said:
I know what you mean. I have a brother and a sister. My sister is a good gal. She's married to some red neck that's a Jeff Gordon fan. My brother is presently in the State Penn. He's doing 15 years for running over a cop when he was being pursued after an armed robbery he committed.

Can you understand how embarrassing it was for me when I first got engaged to have to tell my fiance that my sister married a Jeff Gordon fan?
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Ohh Man that is rough. Jeff Gordon? Hang in there you have a good support here. We love commie pinko fags.
 
Damocles said:
They're pink. He and Grind spent some time in the good Sheriff's motel...

;)
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That wasn't in Arizona. It was in Arkansas. And it wasn't pink panties it was white wool and tt wasn't Grind it was a sheep. Damn I tell you they take their live stock serious in Arkansas! I can personally vouch for that. Last thing you want to do is go up in front of a judge in Arkansas and say "Honest your honor, I was only helpin that sheep over the fence!!"
 
Damocles said:
Not really. You seize upon an anything in the story, then work from that because you are deeply moved by what happened.

In this case, they seized on the one thing there are zillions of quick to mind jokes about.

I remember walking up to what I thought was human paste, thinking I was walking up to what I thought was a gruesome death and saying, "I'm not giving this one CPR! You do it!" to my buddy who quipped right back, "Hell no, you get to trache him if we can find a neck!"

Both of the jokes were not funny and really at what any other group of people would have thought a terribly inappropriate time.

As it turned out CPR was unnecessary, as was a trache, as I stood there about ready to try to find a pulse I saw bubbles in the blood near his mouth... he not only was alive but he was still breathing on his own.

We made more and worse jokes as we scraped him up and put him in an ambulance, we really thought he wouldn't survive and didn't want to hold up a helicopter for him...

He not only survived, but after many months of therapy is a walking talking human...

And he's quit drinking.

I remember it because it effected me so much, and the jokes we told (most were far worse than the one I spoke about here) were almost as effecting...
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Don't you have to use humor in these situations? It would be the only way I could deal with the horror of the moment.

I used gallows humor when I had cancer. People would gasp at some of the jokes I made, but it helped me tremendously! Still does. It is necessary in my opinion for me to be a survivor.
 
Mott the Hoople said:
That wasn't in Arizona. It was in Arkansas. And it wasn't pink panties it was white wool and tt wasn't Grind it was a sheep. Damn I tell you they take their live stock serious in Arkansas! I can personally vouch for that. Last thing you want to do is go up in front of a judge in Arkansas and say "Honest your honor, I was only helpin that sheep over the fence!!"
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Woolies, hmmmmmm
 
froggie said:
Don't you have to use humor in these situations? It would be the only way I could deal with the horror of the moment.

I used gallows humor when I had cancer. People would gasp at some of the jokes I made, but it helped me tremendously! Still does. It is necessary in my opinion for me to be a survivor.
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And it is a noble defense as well. There are other ways that people survive things. They can drink heavily. They can take drugs. They can become a hostile asshole (hmm, is Southerman just a survivor?). They can withdraw from reality.

Black humor is the best possible way.

And if this black humor helps firefighters deal with pubbles of bubbling goo that turns out to be a person that lives, and can help beautiful women like Froggie survive the horrors of cancer, isn't it then the most appropriate mechanism for dealing with the disgusting horror story that our political front has become?
 
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