The Problem Is the Guns. The Guns. The Guns. The Guns.
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Matt Dillon
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Oh Mental Illness is still at the root of the problem!
THE MENTAL ILLNESS OF GUNTARDS AND ASS-KISSING TRUMNPTARDS!
Thanks!
NEXT!
The Mental Illness of all mentally ill people that should be in a safe place for them and society.
Not starving and standing on a street corner raving with a frothy mouth at vehicles passing by until they get arrested by the sheriff or police or something.
Back in the day, we took better care of people like that and locked homicidal maniacs up. True Story.
Da fuq do you know about anything, fucktardo?
Matt Dillon
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Kent Hovind Matt?
Yessir! Kent Hovind, guno. Eat shit.
Btw, he's not anti-semitic.
What do your rabbis say about these recent developments, hmm?
Guno צְבִי
We fight, We win, Am Yisrael Chai
He is a convicted con man
Matt Dillon
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If you wanna believe that. How is it that he became convicted? He's not a conman, but was convicted (it was a bunch of bullshit)..let's hear it!
It was because he destroys the leftist narrative and knows what really happened in history. They went after him full force.
Are you cognizant that this is Obama's term III? Here to finish the job of fucking up America?
I'm way beyond Kent Hovind territory, gumbo.
Google Ron Wyatt Kent Hovind to see where I'm at.
There was a reason God cracked the ground open at Golgotha after the Roman soldier pierced Jesus's side.
A reason why Jewish temple workers 400 years prior stuck something in a tunnel where God told them to underneath at that very spot.
That something they stuck there was the Ark of The Covenant. When God cracked the ground open after the Roman stuck Jesus with a spear, it allowed his blood to go all all the way down and hit the Mercy Seat of The Ark of
The Covenant. That was the completion of God's sacrifice to man, that he tested Abraham for and everything. God tested Abraham to see if we were worthy because he know he was going to sacrifice his own son later on.
Apparently, thanks to Abraham the Jew and his son Isaac, and the willingness of God's son to lay down his life for us, we passed as the human race.
It signified the last of any sacrifices necessary.
I tell you what; Abraham knows who Jesus was.
Do you believe The Bible or not, guno?
I can point you to countless verses just in "The Torah" that reference the coming of Jesus and what he would do.
God revealed a lot of it to many of them, but not Abraham; He wanted to test Abraham to see if we were worth it.
I tell you what; The Israel government has the Ark of the Covenant right now.
Some Ethiopians think they have it and have been guarding it for thousands of years. Ethiopia is where Jesus went when he 1st rose from the dead to spread God's word. He established the 1st church in Ethiopia.
That's right, where they're black as coal. That's where Jesus went 1st. And they're still faithful to this day. God bless 'em! They might be truer than 99% of any western religions.
Jesus apparently made an impression among them.
The original Church of Christ was in Ehthiopia.
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STFU bitch, the world ain't about you, and fuck you besideswhich.
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Matt.. when you calm down a little.. I want to talk about gay marriage with you. I think you and I.. .well
when you calm down a little, lets talk <heart emoji>
Hey, man. Your life choices are yours. Believe from time to time over the past 19 years I have wondered what life would have been like with out them.. and hey.. independence.. not having to worry your ass off about someone.. believe those thoughts appeal to me, especially after last week.
I hope you get to hug your nephews soon, bud!
Cheers.
Matt Dillon
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Gay people can do whatever they want as long as they're not pushing it in my or any little kids' faces.
It's not like I don't have a friend we called "Big Gay Al" that was great with jokes, yannow?
I love that motherfucker like family. Really he was one of the family.
Not blood, but..
I did question the just wearing no shirt and a black leather vest, but I was just dropping him off at a party that night. Ain't none of my bidness.
Seriously, he always had a good joke for everybody.
Big Gay Al would never condone pushing faggotry on children; Fuck no!
Big Gay Al would give that an "Oh Hell no!"
His job was being a butcher.
Sometimes I bought his meat if the price was right.
I took him to and from work many a time. Like I said; He was a de facto member of the family.
I took him to work a lot, and he alerted me to ribeye, rib roast, NY Strip, Sirloin, and country rib deals a lot.
Al was cool to party with. He mighta killed his liver by now, but that dude was OK by me.
I forgot about the "He'd drink a lots of liquor" part. Yeah, he'd poison himself.
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Yeah. Dude. I'm cracking up. Here's a little "heads-up" for you - "Big Gay Al" DID NOT appreciate his nickname. He went along with you guys on it because the thought he had to.
Poor Al. If you see him, you should apologize.
Matt Dillon
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If he's still alive I can have him punch you right in the mouth by request only.
Then I'll try to get him out of there before he gets arrested.
He's probably dead from cirrhosis , seriously.
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Matt Dillon
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I think he has a man-crush on you Matt....
Naw, it wasn't like that. Him and my ex's older sister were friends.
They were the best cooks, too. It was always those 2 cooking for all of us. I tell you this: Al brought life to the party.
Then there was the liquor thing, he'd overdo it. We had ways of cutting him off n stuff. (for his own good)
A typical night was Al and older sister would cook something fantastic...then Al gets ahold of a bottle...well by that time it's time for him to go., abd he's 3 sheets in the wind.
A whole bottle to himself..eesh. Older sister and some of us too would actually try to drink some of the bottle so Al didn't just like..die.
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Dude. I love ya, but you need to power down on the violent rhetoric. It's not that it offends me. Please trust me, people see you say stuff like that and it's NOT impressive.
Matt Dillon
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Al's jokes were better than this:
A sheep, a drum and a snake jump off a cliff. Guess what happens?
(every joke Al ever told was was better, why can't I remember any?)
Al always had a good joke every time. I appreciate that.
I dunno.. people refer to drums sometimes as, "sheepskins" I'm sure there's going to be some kind of "play on words" regarding that.. but here's my guess.
The snake, actually a boa constrictor, from your backyard in FL, wraps itself around the sheep, and the drum and cushions their fall, which by the way is in 10 feet of freshly fallen snow. They all get up, brush themselves off, even the drum which at this point, I've personified and they go to Olive Garden because at that point, they were "Family"?
Ok.. I'm ready.. what's the real answer?
Matt Dillon
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Ba dum tsst! Sheep drum snake.
I told ya Al's jokes were better, you were warned.
His really were. Fuck, I wish I had it like that, but I don't.
I had an uncle that made a lot of good jokes too, but I suffer from CRS.
You absolutely fail with talk of snow in FL, dumbass.
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Matt Dillon
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True Story.
Matt Dillon
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My uncle looked at me and said (my name) You know, I've got this thing and it's killin' me.
I said: "What's that, uncle?"
He told me: "TMB"
I asked: "What is "TMB", uncle?"
He said: "Too Many Birthdays."
Oh! LOL! God bless that uncle.
He was always good with jokes too.
I said: "What's that, uncle?"
He told me: "TMB"
I asked: "What is "TMB", uncle?"
He said: "Too Many Birthdays."
Oh! LOL! God bless that uncle.
He was always good with jokes too.
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