Dude, you probably don't agree, but I have written some jokes I am really proud of.. now, I look at your as a "Larry the Cable Guy" type of fan.. but .. eventually I might try a couple out on you!..
Spoiler alert.. they are REALLY GOOD!!!
The Problem Is the Guns. The Guns. The Guns. The Guns.
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Dude, you probably don't agree, but I have written some jokes I am really proud of.. now, I look at your as a "Larry the Cable Guy" type of fan.. but .. eventually I might try a couple out on you!..
Spoiler alert.. they are REALLY GOOD!!!
Hello Lurch,
What Republicans think are the biggest concerns for schools:
(Thanks to SMK)
ohman. so sad but so true
PoliTalker
Diversity Makes Greatness
Hello Lurch,
It's like the political cartoons just write themselves with the Republicans. Nobody could make this stuff up.
ohman. so sad but so true
It's like the political cartoons just write themselves with the Republicans. Nobody could make this stuff up.
T. A. Gardner
Serial Thread Killer
Hello Lurch,
What Republicans think are the biggest concerns for schools:
(Thanks to SMK)
Guns might kill you immediately, but the chances of dying from one are fairly rare. On the other hand, the cancer of Leftist ideas will do you in for sure in the long run, and you will suffer greatly for decades before you die from it.
It is better to live a short and meaningful life in freedom than a long and suffering one in slavery.
PoliTalker
Diversity Makes Greatness
I don't see Republicans waving American flags and mouthing off at school boards over school shootings.
But talk about CRT and it's a whole different story.
But talk about CRT and it's a whole different story.
Matt Dillon
Retardium User
ohman. so sad but so true
Is that what you want America's kids to look like, motherfucker?
Matt Dillon
Retardium User
Hello Lurch,
What Republicans think are the biggest concerns for schools:
(Thanks to SMK)
Is that what you want America's kids to look like, you fucking leftist POS? Fuck you! Maybe it's time to reconsider not offing commie pieces of shit like you, seriously.
Tell me more about why you're deserving of the oxygen you breathe every day and how much you want to uphold The American Constitution.
Tell me more about how you're not trying to fuck up what George Washington and the other founding fathers left us.
Well, I'm pretty proud of myself, my life decisions, and my character. So, if everyone turned out just like me this world would be an awesome place.
Dude... you need to learn how NOT to leave yourself "wide open"
signalmankenneth
Verified User
I would support a permanent assault weapons ban, not just the AR-15 and a buy back program for existing assault weapons?!!
I want american kids to look like the used to. When I was a kid the boys looked like Boys. Athletic, fit, strong,....played football and other sports. The girls looked like girls and didnt dress like Ho's. They were sexy,...but not slutty looking. More talking about my high school years here of course.
Matt Dillon
Retardium User
I played football and I wrestled. The two go hand and hand btw. Driving around on a summer night with my girl up close next to me with Van Halen jamming thru the speakers,....deciding which party were going to. Beer for me,....some of the old Boones farm for her.... Good old times.
" Danccccccccccccccce the night away......"
" Danccccccccccccccce the night away......"
Matt Dillon
Retardium User
Well, I'm pretty proud of myself, my life decisions, and my character. So, if everyone turned out just like me this world would be an awesome place.
Dude... you need to learn how NOT to leave yourself "wide open"
Lemme guess, you come from the "everybody gets a star" days.
It's hard for regular people like me to try and tell leftist indoctrinated motherfuckers not to be idiots.
I don't even care to try. Fuck You!
I would like to leave you an America at least on par to what I had ; But it appears the powers that be have other plans like pitting you against me, and you're going to lose and lose big.
I didn't make it this far to lose to chumps like you. I'll deal with them later; If you had 1/2 a brain you'd join me in that fight instead of fighting against me and losing.
But you think you can beat me and my type and I'm a bad guy..you can't. No. You can't and no I'm not.
Do you really want to play this game? In no way are you ever going to best me. Why not turn the tables on the ones that hate us both and are out to fuck us both over?
Or you can come straight at me and I'll kick your ass and slog on to fight them as well. Seriously IDGAF.
I will win regardless. I can fight better than you and them. That's how it is.
Hey, I bet you've never been with just 2 other dudes and held back a mob of 50+ people with beer bottles flying from the back but nobody stepped up and caught that 1st one from you and your boys, huh?
Funny how nobody wanted to step up and take the 1st blow. I can guarantee it would hurt.
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Lemme guess, you come from the "everybody gets a star" days.
Absolutely he does. You and I come from the old EVERYBODY GETS A KICK IN THE ASS DAYS!
Matt Dillon
Retardium User
Absolutely he does. You and I come from the old EVERYBODY GETS A KICK IN THE ASS DAYS!
That's true! I'll kick that mofo right in da ass! Homie don't play that!
Thank you for that. Perspective.
Dude, back in the day, I was beating this dude, and then like 2 huge black dudes with white head sweatbands pulled me off of him.
They put some perspective on me.
Like "Hey, calm down, it's ok, really aren't we really all out here to have a good time?". And some other "peace" type stuff and we smoked..
I hated to admit it, but they were damn sure right. They were more mature than me and that was good stuff!
Nobody died or got permanently injured that night.
They were really nice. I reckon that's the OGs from my neighborhood. I know they'd done that before.
Just by the way they talked me down. Them dudes were like 6'6"" or more back to the ok I can't say that days. Them older dudes were pretty wise.
They knew their shit and if anything was really bad they would handle it. My fighting that night was something they'd dealt with many times.
I.E. Rapist in the neighborhood; They'd handle that. You can't have people hurting the womenfolk in the neighborhood, that's just fucked up.
They'd get that motherfucker and he'd never be seen again and nobody cares to ask where he went. I love how it was back then. I know where he went, right into a bull shark's belly, fair enough.
Lot of good people from my neighborhood. I'm proud! I can't say much online about it though.
All that doxxing stuff.Anyways, The Old School in my neighborhood was so cool. I wish I could be that cool.
I hate to say it, but they were a notch cooler than me.
They really had the right perspective. Them dudes were grounded.
Why am I strung so tight? Grah!
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Taichiliberal
Shaken, not stirred!
A form of Eugenics?
A stupid idea no matter what shade or degree, much less the noble intentions.
As you say, not all of us want to knife someone with a dinner utensil. And not all of us want to shoot someone either. Like it or not, until we reach a societal level akin to Star Trek, there are those who want to or will do harm. Hunting, self defense is okay ... owning a military grade weapon for the hell of it isn't. Letting some kid that you don't trust to drink from 18 to 20 own one isn't. Letting any yahoo with a driver's license buy a weapon without registering like a car isn't.
People are flawed, rules are needed. Restrictions apply.
No problem bud!
Lemme guess, you come from the "everybody gets a star" days.
Dude, I'm really offended! They're called, "participation trophies". Not only that, but I'm proposing giving kids trophies even if they tell me they were thinking of participating but didn't want to. I think that effort should be rewarded, don't you? Sure you do!
Good decision. You know why? The Jews have figured out how to control the world. Each morning, all Democrats get on a zoom call with George Soros directly for our daily "Woke" brainwashing. Then Rachel Maddow emails us all our talking points for the day.
Yes, matt. All us "libtards" hate America. None of us have served in the armed forces, shown heroism, invented anything useful, passed on any useful wisdom.. you're right. None of us love our children or help anyone suffering.. yeah... you're absolutely right.
Why don't you get your Taliban thugs and work out a "final solution" for us? Some of you guys are already working on it. Look at this guy.. nice, huh?
I don't think you're a bad guy, Matt. I promise you I don't think that at all. I have rage issues. That's why I'm no longer on DP. We just need to try to keep that all in check.
Buddy. I think you're in pain about something. Feel free to PM me anytime. If I have said something.. bullshit... let me rephrase.
I think I've said some things to hurt you. I'm not a guy who likes to upset people. I promise. I'm sorry.
Allright, buddy. Hope to chat again soon.